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To: Wayne
From: Kaya
Sent: May 06, '21 19:47
Subject:

Sadly, not everyone can be as smooth as you Goku

It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.

Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.

If you have a problem with the majestic Canada Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.

I don't give a fuck about your "mugging status" either.
You are PP friendly to me.

Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.

You’d best be preparin’ for a Donnybrook if you think you're just gonna stick your super soft hands in my pockets.

You do CrossFit? You can CrossFuck off.

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