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Name: Junk_in_the_Trunk
Rank: Unknown *
Level: 60
Status: Dead
Home City: South Philly, PH
Wealth: Rich
Start Date: Nov 02, '23 00:45:02
Last Active: Jun 28, '24 18:25
Messages Sent: 878
Threads / Posts: 1 / 17 (View Activity)

 WHEN I GROW UP, The Search, Let you Down, Intro

 

The Corelli Crime Organization

 

Malorian Arms Family

The Ninth Street Connection

The Vendetta Cartel

 


Former Member Of
New York GOATS

 

 

A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

PP Friendly--- You can touch my junk all you want if thats what your into

 

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

 

 

To: Junk_in_the_Trunk
From: Aislin
Sent: Nov 16, '23 17:13
Subject:

Thanks for letting me touch your butt.

 

 

 

An Ode To The Fart

 

there's nothing funnier than a fart
brings laughter that comes from the heart

the sounds that farts can generate
make me hyperventilate

some make a sound a trumpet makes
and then there's those long hissing snakes

some come out like a banging drum
while others tickle pink your bum

and sometimes its just one big thump
that made my dog this morning jump

but you know you are with best friends
where you don't have to clench your ends

though farting i would not endorse
when you first meet someone new, of course

but let them know soon how much your friendships means
after a big bowl of your favorite beans

and so of farts i'll never get enough
a fart will always make me laugh

 

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