Aidan "The Lucky Charm" O'Leary. Yes, I'm magically delicious.

The Leprechauns. Also loyal to 'Ndrangheta

I deeply thank iGoBeserk for improving my family crest.

I am PP friendly but I will really apprecuate it if you drop me a line or return my money after you steal from me. And please don't be a dick that relies on stealth. 

Other important PP terms: friendly only to PP friendly people themselves. Thanks. OH, but I "just might, maybe, if I'm in a bad mood or whatever other silly obscure chance" mug you if you have one of these silly statements on you. If you even hint at a chance that you might mug somebody while claiming to be PP friendly, I will most definitely mug you.

And since some people need to be reminded that if you are PP friendly then you should NOT mug somebody after they PP you... as stupid as it sounds, I'm "mug unfriendly" even though I'm PP friendly...

Hulk-A-Mania!

The real Macho_Man. I will miss you forever. :(

You're - You fucking are

Your -  Shows fucking possession

They're - They fucking are

Their - Shows fucking possession

There - Specifies a fucking location

We're - We fucking are

Where - Specifies a fucking location

Were - Fucking past tense of "are"

Than - A fucking comparison

Then - A point in fucking time

 

Credit for finding this goes to BlackWidow.

Yes, this was very aptly called "kinky grammar".