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The YAOWA Army

LIKE A BOSS

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?Absolutely, I'm the bossOkay, so take us through a day in the life of the bossWell the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)Approve memos (like a boss)Lead a workshop (like a boss)Remember birthdays (like a boss)Direct workflow (like a boss)My own bathroom (like a boss)Micromanage (like a boss)Promote Synergy (like a boss)Hit on Debra (like a boss)Get rejected (like a boss)Swallow sadness (like a boss)Send some faxes (like a boss)Call a sex line (like a boss)Cry deeply (like a boss)Demand a refund (like a boss)Eat a bagel (like a boss)Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)No promotion (like a boss)Fifth of vodka (like a boss)Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)Buy a gun (like a boss)In my mouth (like a boss)Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)Jump out the window (like a boss)Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)Score some coke (like a boss)Crash my car (like a boss)Suck my own dick (like a boss)Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)Chop my balls off (like a boss)Black out in the sewer (like a boss)Meet a giant fish (like a boss)Fuck its brains out (like a boss)Turn into a jet (like a boss)Bomb the Russians (like a boss)Crash into the sun (like a boss)Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?No doubtYou chop your balls off and die?Hell yeahAnd I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dickNope!Actually I'm pretty sure you didNah, that ain't meOkay, well this has been eye opening for meI'm the bossYeah, I know I got that. You said it about four-hundred timesI'm the bossYeah yeah I got it!I'm the bossNo I heard you, bye.LIKE A BOSS!

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~!Amat Victoria Curam!~

 

 

"QUOTES"

 

"Rather fail with honor then succeed by fraud"

 

 "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

 

"If you lead the people with correctness, who will dare not be correct?"

 

"Better to die ten thousand deaths, Than wound my honour."

 

"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards."

 

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."