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Name: TyrionLannister
Rank: Consigliere
Level: 40
Status: Alive
Home City: Detroit
Wealth: Very Poor
Start Date: Jul 24, '12 07:50:43
Last Active: Nov 02, '12 12:34
Messages Sent: 2837
Threads / Posts: 3 / 171 (View Activity)
Imperial Bastards Tyrion Lannister: When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... Lysa Arryn: Silence! Lysa Arryn: What do you think you're doing? Tyrion Lannister: Confessing my crimes. A Lannister always pays his debts. Valar Dohaeris.