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The scene from my crew banner.

I'm the fucking Lynch Pin.

Let me tell you what kind of what you are. You're whatever you have to be to make people laugh. Anytime anywhere anyone. You turn it on on a dime. You get that belly movin son or you're out. Now tell the truth, you're just scared, like a rookie. You're like some some kid at a talent show with a number pinned to his shirt. You got nothing or you woulda shown me now. So get out, thank you, have a nice day.

"Look I can't give up on this. I don't… uh… this is either a door or a wall for me and it's either the beginning or the end, please."

Ok then, lets see the funny. Three two one, go, funny. This is it bud. You want me to start at one and go up? One two three funny. Ok. Last chance and then we're really done. Done and done. Lets go kid you want the big gig? Make me laugh on the count of three. One, two……

No PP, Thats my damn rule.

Can we get that confirmed?

"Agent cooper loves coffee...but Agent Cooper likes his coffee black."

"Who killed Laura Palmer?"

Forever Morningwood Elite

~Bandito Blood~

Jun 01 03:04:51 *    Technical starts beating on the drums in a tribal rhythm.
Jun 01 03:05:06 *    Anomaly starts beating on the drums in a tribal rhythm
Jun 01 03:05:09 *    Scottie starts beating on the drums in a tribal rhythm.
Jun 01 03:05:10 *    King-Pitt starts beating on drums in a tribal rhythm
Jun 01 03:05:12 *    Morty starts beating on the drums in a tribal rhythm
Jun 01 03:05:16 *    MistressK starts beating on drums in a tribal rhythm
Jun 01 03:05:26 <Anomaly>    ^
Jun 01 03:05:26 <King-Pitt>    ^
Jun 01 03:05:27 <Technical>    ^
Jun 01 03:05:29 <MistressK>    ^
Jun 01 03:05:34 <Scottie>    ^
Jun 01 03:05:37 <MafiaReturns>    Lynch has challenged the Godfather.
Jun 01 03:05:39 <MafiaReturns>    Shots have been reported at the home of the Godfather.
Jun 01 03:05:41 <MafiaReturns>    You can see the muzzle flash light up the windows followed by the deafening report of gunfire.
Jun 01 03:05:45 <MafiaReturns>    There is a short period of silence, followed by a loud scuffle.
Jun 01 03:05:48 <MafiaReturns>    You hear one single shot... and then silence.
Jun 01 03:05:56 <MafiaReturns>    Lynch has taken over the position of Godfather.
Jun 01 03:05:57 *    Technical lights a cigarette.
Jun 01 03:06:01 <Morty>    Congrats biglawson!
Jun 01 03:06:05 <biglawson>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:06 <King-Pitt>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:07 <Anomaly>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:07 <Technical>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:08 <MistressK>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:09 <Scottie>    ^
Jun 01 03:06:10 <MistressK>    ^