Only my very close friends & lovers may rifle through my wallet.

Everyone else, stay out of my pockets, and I'll stay out of your funeral thread.

Capiche? 

Anita Blake

The Undead Alliance

Vampire Hunter*Necromancer*Panwere*Succubus

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Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

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So you want to work in South Side? 

Well I only recruit the sexiest, the cutest and the best endowed men. 

Think that's you? Drop me a line.

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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

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What would Anita Blake do?

Shoot them. Beat them. Maybe burn them with a flamethrower.

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Mess with me and you answer to my father!

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The vampires have a nickname for me, they call me The Executioner.

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Naturally Polyamorous

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The Mail Man likes to fill my box on a daily basis

Holding Sinergy's 1000th mail

Forever cherishing Constantine's 500th mail

Sil sent me his love, like only a father can, wrapped up in his 3000th mail

Eddy gave me his 3000th and I keep it close to my heart.

Constantine slowly fed his 1000th into my tight box.

Joker sent me his 3888th mail, cuz I'm so special.

Eddy sent his 4000th wrapped up in his heart and soul

And then he brought me again and again with his 5000th

 

I always tell people not to stress after 35 tbh cause they are hard and they will come.

~ MadChild-

Nice to know that the Undead Alliance has the sexual well being of its men folk at heart ;)