Strange things did happen here!
Are you, are you, Coming to the tree?
By picking my pockets you sign a contract stating that I may or may not retaliate in any way I see fit and that you will kindly shut your trap and not bitch about my judgments. Should I see you failing, you WILL be added to the wall of shame and probably mugged for being overly incompetent. Now, if these terms are agreeable to you, then by all means, feel free to stick your hands on in my pockets. Let's not be hypocritical either, if I PP you, I expect the same consideration, whether you want me in your pockets or not.
She really, really wanted a spot on my profile and went to great lengths to prove how awesome She is, so She get's a spot here.
Wall of Shame!
Feb 23, 19:39:32 jellyhen tried to PICKPOCKET you
Mar 04, 05:55:00 ΩMaeve tried to PICKPOCKET you
Proud to be the kid next door.
Now brother I don't mind, I'd be glad to stomp your ass, but if both of us walk out that door one of us aint comin back!
You gotta whoop a man's ass sometimes!
She got a rockin little body.
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -- Maj. Gen. James Mattis (USMC)
"The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it, just let it loose, and it will defend itself."
Whatever deity guides my life
Dear Lord, don't let me die tonight
But if I shall before I wake, then I shall accept my fate.
I'd rather die standing and fighting, than sit and wait to get killed.
Demons run when a good man goes to war Night will fall and drown in sun When a good man goes to war Friendship dies and true love lies Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war Demons run but count the cost The battles won but the child is lost
I been tryin to squeeze a dollar out of a dime and I ain't even got a cent.
You keep knockin on the devil's door long enough, sooner or later somebody gonna answer.
Crazy people don't know they're crazy, but I know I'm crazy so I can't be crazy...crazy huh?
An Irish Blessing
May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you; and may you live 3 days in heaven before the devil knows you're dead.
You achieve greatness by making your own way in this world, not by asking others to do it for you.
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