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|Bodyguards: Obscenely Well Protected|
|Home City: Old City District, PH|
|Wealth: Dirt Poor|
|Lounge Credits Won: 15|
|Messages Sent: 566|
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1) If you are friendly, I might return the money
2) If you threaten to mug, I'm definitely gonna pickpocket you
3) If you do mug, make sure you torture me gently
4) If you don't have your status in your profile, I'm gonna give you the reach around too.
5) 4% of all money taken from PPing is donated to Viktor. Maybe. Iunno.
6) If you pickpocket me, please return all funds in the form of a money order with a 7% annuity and make sure that there's a dirty joke in the telegram. I like dirty jokes.