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The Poultry Boys
- The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.
- If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.
- Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
- If you're ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose, makes a good pretend moustache.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their biography.