The Irish Alliance

PP: return or I will put my hands on you

And the Bot says: [20:35:08] [IRC]MRDot: Yo JoJoStiletto, There's a word for a woman who has lost a husband. (Widow) A word for a man who has lost a wife. (Widower) There's also a word for a child who has lost their parents (Orphan). But there is no word for parents who have lost a child.

It also said: [14:25:07] [IRC]MRDot: Yo FishTheKitty, If we all lived in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, history class would be a lot more interesting.

[18:10:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Our noses are programmed to forget smelling a smell that we smelt for too long

15:35:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Though squares, rectangles, and cubes are associated with robotic inhumanliness, they are in fact some of the most humanly shapes in existence.

[18:05:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Brightness is volume for your eyes.

[21:10:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Every glass is a shot glass if you're brave enough.

[21:40:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, The larger the Download Now button, the less likely it will download the file you want.

[20:00:06] [IRC]MRDot: Hey JoJoStiletto, You can't judge a book by its cover but you can figure out how cheap your roommates are based on the quality of toilet paper they buy.

[21:45:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Toilets are the politest place to fart, but toilets also make farts sound like a foghorn

[21:50:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, All horses have mullets

[22:15:08] [IRC]MRDot: Hey JoJoStiletto, I'm 25 and just realized that Fruit of the Loom is a romantic way of saying "end product of a textile factory".

[21:15:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, People who use medical marijuana to treat arthritis are burning joints to soothe their burning joints

[20:55:06] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, The more that you use something new, the less you use something new.

[21:00:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, People who announce they have peanut allergies do so to prevent people from killing them, but such an announcement also makes it easier for people to kill them

[21:35:08] [IRC]MRDot: hmmm, JoJoStiletto, The Outcome of a Job is an Income

[15:15:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Once McAfee expires, and it keeps popping up notifications to renew your licence every five seconds, it's like you've gotten a virus.

[21:20:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, We are all essentially just camping out on earth..in the wild...with elaborated tents better known as houses

[23:35:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, If yawns are infectious there must be a yawn-chain that has lasted for years

[23:40:08] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, If you watch porn then shaming pornstars for being in porn is like shaming the players in your favorite sports team

[23:45:07] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, lol, All of the people calling for public schools to teach practical life skills probably just had really shitty parents.

[22:00:06] [IRC]MRDot: JoJoStiletto, Reverse human trafficking ring where you can kidnap verified child predators and child sexual traffickers and make them fight deathmatches in underground rings.

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