Nefertari joins the jokes party and smile remebering of one small joke that your friend told a good time ago...

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

It is the Civil War. A group of Confederate soldiers is chasing a group of Union soldiers through a forest. The Northerners come across a small hut where an old man lives, and the old man tells them to hide in his well and if the Confederates yell something in the well, they should repeat it as if it was an echo. Some moments later, the Confederates come to the well, and one of them yells:

"Where are those damn Yankees?"

The Union soldiers, hidden in the well, respond:

"Where are those damn Yankees? Where are those damn Yankees?"

Confederate: "They're maybe in the well..."

Union: "They're maybe in the well...They're maybe in the well."

Confederate: "They could be in the forest."

Union: "They could be in the forest. They could be in the forest."

Confederates: "Maybe I should toss a dynamite in the well?"

Union: "They could be in the forest. They could be in the forest."