Attention sons and daughters of slain Mafioso!

I am designating this corner as the official complaint spot for all post-war whining.

If your mother/father was killed in their sleep, post here and tell everybody how unfair it was and insult the cowards that did this to you.

If your mother/father was killed while they were awake, post here and tell everybody how unfair it was and insult the cowards that did this to you.

Many of you are sons and daughters of mobsters that had nothing to do with the politics and circumstances behind this war. If you are one of them, come here and announce that you never did anything wrong to anyone and should have not been killed.

Threaten to leave the life of crime forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remind us all of the days of old, where all wars and shootings came with advanced notice and fair warning, as opposed to nowadays when people shoot without any pre-announcement that the shot is coming.

Point out the fact that the aggressors in this war, wars past, and every war going forward are obviously afflicted with the ridiculous ambition of making themselves more powerful and taking over Cosa Nostra by eliminating those they perceive as threats. I mean c'mon. That is an absurd strategy for any mobster and their nonsense should be exposed here

Men! Strip yourself of all masculinity and dignity and whine incessantly about the death of your Fathers. Be sure to point out that you are now forced to start over as a result. If your father did not receive a whisper in his ear before dying, bitch and moan about that too because that is BULLSHIT!!!

Don't forget to go eff yourselves too. Let the whining begin!

I wish to complain about the amounts of dead fat in our streets now. I mean we have all the dead bodies and the extra fat from Iota.

Can anyone call the Fat disposal team please?

I have two complaints sir. Complaint a: I didnt get to kill Rex_Grossman. Complaint B: Anselmo was a terrible comedian, someone should have told him that many years ago.

Listen here you bastard. No-one tells this bent DCI what to do. So toddle back off to your shadow and stay there otherwise the boys from the nick will be giving you a morning wake up call that doesn't have anything to do with a quickie.

As for the recent war. Well, you could say that Chicago and New Orleans did the world a favour. Everywhere you went their were whispers of discontent that a certain crewleader from NY had been put into power. Just they decided to turn around and do something about it.

At around the same time everyone had decided, for whatever reason, to take out Chicago and New Orleans. Unfortunately for them they were staying in bed for far too long. New York took hits and then the rest of the world reacted. After that. Leaders dropped and people died. That left space for little old me to pop up so you should be thankful really. I am here to try and clean up these cities. When it suits me.

Personally, I am both shocked and appalled for the brutal murder of one chap in particular. Matt Gondano, a leading light to guide us to safety, to help us rise above the proletariat and rejoyce, was cruelly taken from us. For this there must be vengeance. The swift and mighty hammer of justice must be brought down with both vigour and aplomb, and the world must once again be allowed to bask in his glory. This is all I humbly ask.

I would like to make a formal complaint about Paris Hilton, she put a restraining order on me!!

I would also like to complain about the recent closure of local coffee shops, I now have to walk mails for just a half decent latte and the price is bankrupting!

I have two complaints sir. Complaint a: I didnt get to bone* Rex_Grossman. Complaint B: Anselmo was a terrible one-night stand, someone should have told him that many years ago.

I did. He thought I was joking.

I was not.

And I thought I was a top class whore.

Go figure.

Actually I have to say that I have no complaint whatsoever how my cousin died. He served his family and did what was needed by him. The only complaint he would have had is that he never even heard any last words before he died.

But that's the thing, you'll get people who'll feel pissed about dying and you'll get others who just get over it. Many who died were long lived and I can see how their next of kin feel wronged. But what they have to realise is this, it was war. No matter what side you were on you were a potential aggressor or victim. As the saying goes if you can't handle the heat get out of the fire.

Wars while not as common as they once were are just as devastating and people will always die. Death is about the only thing in our life we are guaranteed so personally I don't see the point in whining about something that was inevitable.

On a lighter note, I would like to lodge a complaint about the mixing of metaphors.

I am absoultey devastated that Diablos was not killed during this war. For me, it has completely spoiled the whole thing. Unless i am promised that Diablos will die in the next war, i will not be taking part in any way, shape or form.

On a lighter note, that Robert_Guiscard person got deaded. Not all is lost then.

I would like to complain that there are several mobsters who are still alive.

We didn't start the fire, no we didn't light it but we tried to fight....and won.

Only complaint I have is Miley over there thinking she ever had a shot with Rex_Grossman. Everyone knows Rex preferred hot dogs to hamburgers.

Oh, I do have a legitimate complaint.

The disaperance of the Gwarble Barble is disapointing to say the least.

I would like to complain about my Getting-Rid-Of-Diablos party being cancelled as they little bug has returned to haunt me. We had everything planned out for what was going to be a very successful night but the boomerang is back to piss on the parade.

Thanks Diablos.

:(

My complaint is that my penis is on fire from fiddling around with Miley_Cyrus. I thought I could give her that fire stick.However,  it seems that she has put the fire in my stick....

All I can say is damn bad luck!

i would like to complain about the hotel my dad sleep at that night he died because of the bug bites

Approaches lEpllc

You say that your father died in a hotel? From bug bites. Well that is perculiar. Well i hope it was not a hotel in Philly, I conesider them to be clean and well keep.

Good day sir, and sorry to hear about your father.