Its ok i dont care what others think of you either. So Douche how do you feel about the recent war?

Oh, a 20 minute old thug doesn't care what we think of him?  What a shock.

What war?  Who died?

Sly, shut the fuck up, you idiot.

Hey douche lets not say that its not nice. Actually Sly is very intelligent if you listen to what i spoke Sly put his perspective beautifully. Sly good job.

The war that killed philly and we ended up getting alot of crazy people wandering the streets talking about things no one understands? Ring a bell?

I can say whatever I want.  Piss off.

KarmaKarmaChameleon comes back from his burger break.

Although your argument is encompassed by massive fallacies, not limited to basic bare assertion fallacies regarding the baseball bat, I'm growing tired of arguing, so instead of dissecting your argument, I will instead try to provide a conclusive matter to this argument.

Both of our arguments give too much variation as to actual skill of the mafioso, but since it was your argument, I placed your skill level in the argument, thus making the gun seem like an extremely perfunctory and easy act. Which it probably is.

But given your repugnantive nature, I do accept your argument that a baseball bat can, conditionally, be a more effective method in many situations. Thank you to everyone who has contributed to this debate :)

As for you Asylum, though I started out nitpicking your initial response (due to the fact that I had no idea what you were trying to say and still have no idea to this moment) I think you are beginning to breach the rules of the Gods. Not only does your suit and overall demeanor contribute to your loss of basic credibility, but there are tactful ways of insulting people here and there are obtuse ways.

You seem to have chosen the latter and, due to that, I wish you the best of luck if the Gods choose to tolerate you.

Not when your dead you cant. Im just saying No one deserves your disrespect. Even if you are a nobody.

So back to the point at hand here...

I'm not dead yet, so my mouth will continue to run.

douchebag stop it no one likes you. In fact now i dont like you. Douchebag you fit your name perfectly and it brings me joy. Douchebag why arent you gone yet? Leave please. Douche bag ill give you a bag of marbles if you go play on the highway? Douchebag go in that corner over there and just talk to yourself. That will bring you the most fulfillment i promise.

Yes, yes.  Keep repeating my name.

I am Sir Cool and you are all idiots.

I believe that title has already been earned by me.  Get your own.

Idly watching the tumble weed go by as I do my best to make a sympatheic Martin Freeman face in the direction of FakeMan.

I guess maybe it'll catch on... at least you took a shot, right. Atta boy.

Sir Cool... half suppressing a laugh Alyz disappears into the shadows.