I'm with squishy, just click click click click on bascially anything.

Constantly click on felony and petty crimes when I am bored, knowing that I cant do one anytime soon :)

Masturbate to the "Success! Dat Bum's Swimming With Da Fishes!" screen after any particularly gratifying kill.

Masturbate to the "Success! Dat Bum's Swimming With Da Fishes!" screen after any particularly gratifying kill.

 

ME TOOO X]

 

I also have a habit of clicking the right mouse button religiously while waiting

Masturbate to the "Success! Dat Bum's Swimming With Da Fishes!" screen after any particularly gratifying kill.

Reply by: FakeManCP at Aug 24, '10 17:24

Sorry Fake, your not the only one that does this... wars are wonderful.

im Made , and i don't sent msgs to newbies saying "do you want to join my crew"

I do graverobs. 

Ok, so I'm probably not the ONLY one but I have to be in a very select group that does this.

I press the wack button on people just to see if there in my city or not.

I talk to Mike Litoris and Rockness Monster

cause they're lonely, sad people

After one of my characters die I like to call the people who killed me cowards for killing me "in my sleep", as if that makes a difference. I whine about it for generations to come and long for the day where people give others advanced warning before shooting them.

I'm not original enough to do something no one else does. Excuse me as I go pout in my corner now.

lol, sometimes i feel like i am the only one that has no life and simple refresh the screen and continue to watch the timers countdown. 

I take the day off to j-off to my death screen. 

I find old and useless threads that nobody cares about and bump them to the top of the forum page...

nicely done

nice post pizza 5star

Fap.

Sometimes I do the low petty crimes cause I think they get neglected. Old ladies need robbed too...

I go for the petty crime achievements, even though I already can rob PO's I still want 100 extortions!  :P

I also go to TylerDurden's funeral occasionally.