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| Best dirty jokes | Started by: pickel-rick on Nov 08, '17 16:43 |
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Post em here Q: what’s the difference between being hungry and horny? A: where you stick the cucumber |
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Three women sit at a bar talking about how loose they are... The first woman says she can fit a hotdog The second says she can fit a cucumber The third woman slides down the bar stool... |
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| Reply by: Remmy at Nov 08, '17 16:47 | |
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A man dressed as the easter bunny has a seat, and meets a lady with a easter basket on his lap. Tells her to get the surprise in the basket. She grabs it, it gets longer, she wonders what it is. The easter bunny says "it's an easter whistle, why don't you try blowing on it". She blows, and blows, he says "I think it's stuck, why don't you try, and shake it loose". She takes her hand, and jerks it till he groans, and she has white cream squirted all over her face. Then she finally realizes she just did it, the end. |
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| Reply by: trail at Nov 09, '17 00:16 | |
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What's the difference between three dicks and a dead body?
I doubt your mom can handle a dead body. |
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| Reply by: Finnigan at Nov 09, '17 01:13 | |
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. |
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| Reply by: BunBun at Nov 09, '17 02:23 | |
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. |
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| Reply by: BunBun at Nov 09, '17 02:24 | |
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalottapuss |
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| Reply by: John_Shoaltz at Nov 09, '17 07:43 | |
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| This is very odd and kind of sad, but I can't think of anything. | |
| Reply by: Whatnow at Nov 09, '17 08:42 | |
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Are you a vacuum? Because you can suck my ass
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. |
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| Reply by: BunBun at Nov 10, '17 00:12 | |
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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box |
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| Reply by: Navegante at Dec 01, '17 00:38 | |
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| Reply by: Larry at Feb 07, '18 05:20 | |
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a washer? A washer doesn’t follow you after you put a load in it |
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| Reply by: Anthony-Spilotro at Feb 07, '18 06:26 | |
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Once upon a time, a horse fell in mud. |
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| Reply by: Honesty at Feb 07, '18 06:55 | |
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. |
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| Reply by: Beenan at Feb 07, '18 07:38 | |
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The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said ''sexy'' |
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| Reply by: Pepe_Lucio at Feb 07, '18 09:33 | |
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| More for the pyre | |
| Reply by: Satin at Feb 07, '18 15:32 | |
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so funny, more please |
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| Reply by: raffi at Feb 08, '18 00:14 | |
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A man walks into a bar "What an idoit" |
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| Reply by: Asuka at Feb 08, '18 00:27 | |
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What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White VANS! |
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| Reply by: SullivanBlack at Feb 08, '18 05:37 | |
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| Can I be your manager? Cuz I want to give you a raise | |
| Reply by: Cleofire at Feb 10, '18 21:21 | |
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