I can't play most new games because of my awful internet connection

first stage is hunger all over the earth'

Hanging your clothes outside to dry only to have it rain moments after you've finished.

I hate moving places, it's so much effort. 

Now that I've had Chipotle Tostitos, I can't find them again. Anywhere!

needing my wife to work to pay a mortgage :)

I was at the grocery store and I needed a small/medium red onion but the only ones available to me were massive fuckoff giant onions.

I think that counts

i have to go to our business continuity site today, so am going to struggle to play MR

I've snagged my nail at work and can't find my nail file

Never knowing WHAT to pack for vacation. Or packing too much. 

Having a post typed up for the outside threads, but getting distracted by a lion and rushing out the door forgetting to click submit so you post from your phone behind the wheel. 

Going to the grocery store and buying more items than you went to purchase.

Piggy-backing off the above post. Being hungry with a fridge full of food.

Running out of 5 star $15 a bag coffee and being pissed you have to go to Starbucks.

Can't decide which salt to use while cooking; sea salt, Himalyan salt or should I go to the store and find some other niche salt?

Forgetting you took the  covers off the bed for wash then going back  to  bed to  remember you need to put new ones on

Went to lunch with my family and we argued over to got to pay the bill this time...