MMMM Bacon the real meat product

People in this game condoning suicide

Running out of fags halfway through the night and nowhere being open to buy more

My ping to the MR servers is too high and makes racing for rogues more difficult.

Washing my car ONLY to have it rain the moment I finish! \o/

Bought a new game this evening. Beat it already. 

Not being able to choose whether to play one of over a couple dozen video games, online games and mobile games. Or which of the hundreds of movies or TV shows to watch available to me via streaming services or download. Or whether to read one of the three books I've bought and still not read. Or even which YouTuber's content to binge. Too many damn options. I give up, I'm just going to keep clicking here. 

The cashier at McDonalds remembers me and called me a regular :(

I hate McDonalds I'm there like 4 times a year for coffee. 

My new tv wasn't connecting very efficiently to my wi-fi so I had to go to the store and get a wi-fi extender.

I have to go out in the rain without an umbrella. I left it at home because it was not raining at the time and could not be bothered to carry it, even though I knew it was going to rain later.

My heated blanket is too warm and the controls are far away.

The so-called Social justice warriors

Forgetting my phone charger somewhere. And I have an Apple so I freak the fuck out

I have lobster stuck in my teeth. 

The Christmas tree has to come back down because there is a "void" of missing lights on a corner of the tree no one will see.

I was feeling bothered earlier that my christmas tree no longer smells up my living room.