I had to change my fast food order last night because the buy one get one free coupon I had was only usable with a sandwich purchase, not a combo purchase. It was mildly bothersome to go without french fries to get a free sandwich.

My 3-d printer has been warping my prints as of late and I have to buy glue stick to help fix the problem.

So, currently at work.  After taking 2 days off, someone who is obviously hairy has been sat at my desk.  There is curly ones in my keyboard :S

*SEND HELP*

My phone needs a battery that can last a whole year before it lasted a month but now it's close to 20 days or something

Going on holiday and not being able to play MR lol

Having to change over chargers for my second phone. Life can get tough :(

Having to use 4g for a while because my ISP needs to update their network :(

Had to go to the store twice because I bought the wrong thing.

I dropped my sandwich and wasn't quicker than the dog catching it, now I have to make another one.

my stack of money wont fit in my money clip

I don't know why I like throwing parties. Its so much cleaning. 

My Wifi adapter can't reach through 1 floor very well so my download time for a game is 14 hours. 

It's cold outside and my cars frozen up and I have to wait five minutes for it to unfreeze

I've got the sniffles today because my heater works too well, so I opened my window in the night. 

Trying to collect the mail when the lock to the box is frozen

Not wanting to wear a condom because it doesn't feel as good.

Forgetting I'm getting free dinner for moving a cabinet at my grandfathers and not wanting to go because you were looking forward to doing nothing.