Took a beer out of the fridge and forgot about it until it was barely still cold.

Stubbing your toe first thing waking up

My iPhone charger keeps breaking. 

my heater keep going out 

Accounting after manual labor is impossible. Should have done the accounting first. :( 

I have so many games and don't want to play any of them. 

I always forget the laundry and have to run my dryer 3 times more than the washer each week

my bits are sticking to other bits

Triple ply toilet paper isn't soft enough - wet wipes for the win

knowing we heve enough and still we dont care about the rest

The other day when I was trying to decide of which two cars to drive, and decided not to drive my Mercedes because I the color didn't match my dress. 

Running out of vitamin d milk and only having 2% in the fridge.

The Packers game wasn't on TV in my area this week, so I had to find it online and stream it -_-

My in-car wi-fi isn's as stable as it could be for streaming music and youtube sometimes.

When your phone cable isn't quite long enough... :( 

I've run out of my favorite brand of tea, so I'll have to drink water like some common riffraff. I could go to the store and acquire more of my tea, but that would be a whole ten minute drive and I just can't be bothered to invest the time. This is a cross I'll have to bear.

I make a fat poopey after over-indulging in a meal. Then, I don't have any wet wipes to get me through. Instead, I'm forced to wipe my arse like a peasant with regular toilet paper.

Not having a mobile connection to stream music while driving through Wyoming.