My bed sucks, I want to get a new one, but getting a new one would suck, as I'd have to put it together, god I'm lazy

There are too many videos on youtube. I will never watch everything I have saved 'to watch later'

I always forgot to turn off the air conditioner in my car after I finished driving

Just got a new debit card from the bank, and have already gotten six calls from the bank confirming that the charges appearing are actually mine.

As my own boss I can take off whenever I want but I'm too busy that I end up working on my days off. 

I stubbed my toe today. Does that count? I guess any class could stub their toe. 

This is confusing.

I hate when people aren't on time to things that have no real importance to them. Things like being late to school. No one really cares that you were late.

hookers are to expensive in my city

I'm cold and my beer is cold, eventually I'll warm up but right now it sucks. 

My beer fridge is too far away to reach. 

My 1 hour setup for Verizon has been going wrong for over a week now. 

All you can eat really ruins all you can drink venues. 

Another cable/internet provider keeps calling me, offering me a way better price to switch providers and still have everything I have now. I would like to switch... but I can't be bothered to stay on the phone with them long enough to do it so I keep telling him I am busy and asking him to call back another day. 

Asking for a black G class, but daddy buys it for you in silver. 😭

twisting my ankle

I can't go in the kitchen because there is raw cookie dough and I'm not allowed in the same room as it anymore.