Dog sitting for a friend for 3 days.

Human sitting my humans friend.

I left my clothes in the dryer too long and now I need to run it again to get the wrinkles out. 

I have to move to put the rest of my dinner in the bin.

the man before me touch the door handle without make his hand dry, ew, is that his urin?

Not having enough beer

my 3 ft phone charging cable is not long enough for me to lay in bed while it charges 

Had too much to eat at lunch and now I feel sleepy.

Ironing a shirt then getting in your car putting on your seatbelt, driving for an extended period of time getting out and your shirt is wrinkled...

Having to pay $6 in shipping to get an imported Peruvian soda delivered to your door.

Every time I unpause the tv, someone else starts talking. 

Have to get  up but better to not wake the sleeping puppy.

The last season of a great show isn't on Netflix.

My dog takes up the center of my bed and I just end up sleeping around him.

And the most obvious one, I should be sleeping...

There's something wrong with the Uconnect feature in my Charger, so I can't listen to my Amazon Music without manually hooking up to an auxiliary cord to my phone. 

My air conditioner is too loud. 

The floor AC vent in my bathroom pumps my pants with cold air while I use the toilet. Its quite an embracing experience to walk out of there.