Haven't eaten for a few hours; I'm hangry!

Cheap dental floss that shreds and sticks between your teeth.

I have to iron my silk pocket squares but I'm too lazy

Here's one we should be seeing very soon: Complaining about Daylight Savings Time.

having to remove your otter box defender to charge your phone with certain chargers. 

This bottled water is too damn expensive

The biggest 3 worldproblem as I and may other see it are;

1. Not taking care of ISIS fast enough.

2. Put in Trump in oval ofiice.

3. Letting the planet suffer and soon make sure we all die.

Ran out of toilet paper.

Having to go to another supermarket to buy milk because my local one has not had it's delivery.

I ate too much cereal and now my tummy hurts :(

When you just start a League of Legends game and you're called to dinner...

League... Psh

DotA 2

Having to surrender to bullshit when it's obvious nothing will change

My coors light bottle's mountains weren't blue

I thought when I was done School I'd be done taking exams. Nope. 

I have to get out of bed to charge my ps4 controller. 

The $100 i paid for a blow job wasnt that good I want a refund

you replies make me laugh