My remote-lock for my car will not work, so I have to use the key.

That I get guilt tripped into going to resorts. I just really don't like them lol and we always get stuck going :( 

My suite for my trip to Key West has no damn balcony.

My hands are too big to fit into a Pringles Can... it seems that the diameter of a Pringles Can is not built with the intention of fitting ones hands into it.

And you can't tip the can without potentially making a mess with the crumbs. Just want me damn Pringles...

I get bummed out if I can't smell the Gain detergent on my clothes >.>

I can't make crescent rolls as often as I like because the popping sound that the can makes when it's opened is mildly frightening. 

Many people could be getting much money if they just paid 1 small time fee to get my other expenses taken care of and I could release said funds. 

TheNigerianPrince, I can send over my small 1 time fee as soon as I hear back from the Brazillian lottery I won last month. I should have that money "soon", may need to call them since I haven't heard from them since they cashed my check to prove my identity. 

I have thirty seven pairs of shoes, and I am running out of space for them.

My smart phone has an update so that it will become even more intelligent. But I don't want my smartphone being unavailable for 10 minutes so I've been delaying it for the past 3 months. 

I just missed a bus, now i need to wait 8 minutes...

5 cent pieces.. who uses them .. >_<

just washed jeans, gets mud on them...

I had to make my own cup of tea this morning.

I have to descale my Keurig, nobody got time to run 2 full things of liquid through this machine if it aint making coffee. 

My job cut my hours for a couple of months, yet I am expected to do the same workload with less hours per day.