When the heated seats on my car get my butt too hot :(

When Alexa wins every game we play :(

Slow Internet. It's the worst. 

Not being able to open a jar of jam. :(

Unable to decide which latte to order at Starbucks :(

I sit in silence a few hours a day because I didn't realize Pandora asked me whether I"m still listening. 

expensive bottled water

When my fridge makes an annoying buzzing noise when I have to sleep..

having to use my pto for sick days instead of taking unpaid days

The online game I'm playing keeps telling me when and where to post...

I had to go one full day without the internet. I nearly died...

Can't keep buying the food I love because I'd start to hate it if I kept eating it all the time.

The online game I'm playing includes players who copy/paste other people's previous entries...

eyes K2 suspiciously

Got a job to afford video games, have no time for video games because of my job. 

You got deep there Syn, that's more of a philosophical statement... Woah.

My wife bitches about her cell phone being too slow, I usually laugh at that.

I bitch all the time about not having good cell reception.  We can talk to a man on the moon but I can't talk to my boss for 3 minutes.

I'm taking a month off of drinking beer and I think it's the most boring thing I've ever done

I hate when the fucking cable goes out right in the best part of the movie.