Someone left the toilet seat up.

Heathen.

I want to heat my basement but hot air rises so I have to heat everything else first.

When you have to take a second phone to work, because you forgot to charge your first.

When your online game makes you keep posting in a specific forum type. 

Oh Briya, that is something isn't it?  They know it drives us crazy don't they?

When you nap too long on a saturday morning and then you have a caffeine headache because you didn't get a cup early enough, so you have to go to starbucks. 

What are we having for christmasdinner? Yesterday we had steak.

I hate motion sensor lights especially in bathrooms. Nothing rushes your bathroom experience like lights out in a dark bathroom.

I'm going to have to steam my new suit before I wear it for the first time

When my wife tells me she wants to spend quality time over playing this game... WHAT! no possible

New clothes come with way too many tags and stickers, I always end up thinking I got them all until its pointed out to me 8 hours into my day. 

I have a dvr and I ve done the same thing on countless times.  

When I don't know which soda I want to buy on a particular day... I can stand there and decide for WHOLE MINUTES :O 

When the pantry and fridge are full and it takes 15 minutes to decide there is nothing in here I want, why is there no food.

When your at work and your nut shack itches, so reach in your pocket to scratch it, but when you look up you notice a co-worker looking directly at you and she responds, "Digging for changes?"

When a very enthusiastic salesman comes into my business. He opens his sales pitch with his company gives away cruises. He pauses long enough for me to ask how much does it cost. He left the premises.