I cant seem to get comfortable this morning. I set my ac at 69 its to cold and 70 is to stuffy

Realizing you got no syrup after you've already made the pancakes.

My desk fan is so old I need to open it all up to give it a jump start. 

Start playing a really fun FTP game, to find out you cant progress without buying from the cash shop!

That I'm struggling to think of a problem to write on this thread. 

I'm so forgetful that even though I have alarms set on my phone to take my medications, I frequently forget to take them. I'm waiting to hear back from  my doctor to see if we can switch me to extended release meds so that I can be lazy and not have to remember to take my evening dose. 

I can't get comfortable without circling around multiple times in one spot. 

Someone knocked at my front door earlier, it was locked and I was sitting comfy. So I threw the key out the window so they could let themselves in.

The 'Little Shit That Bugs You...' thread is too long and should be part 6, 7, or 8 by now.

I don't have enough wine. 

I'm super used to getting honey in a squeeze bottle and this time it came in a wide mouthed bottle. I'm so accustomed to the old style that I can't figure out portioning when spooning it out and end up making my foodstuffs/drinks way too sweet.

I'm MrMeeseeks look at me!!

So many tennis balls, so little time. 

So many sun days, so much work.

So many tv programs, so less educated people

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