I ran out of tempura dipping sauce before I ran out of tempura.

The bone I was chewing fell off the couch. Should I get down to go get it? Nah. Nap time. 

My pillow isn't cold enough.

My phone charger is not long enough for me to use it while I charge it when I'm laying on the couch :( :(

I'm sitting all comfy like, but the tv remote is too far away too reach.

When people borrow things and don't put them back where they got it.

When you got vodka but nothing to mix it with :(

I keep getting interrupted by work while trying to  play on MR

I have 5 days of vacation coming up and no idea how to spend them other than playing video games and sleeping. 

Letting a irish guy been born

Trying to spend $20,000 on info about someone to grave rob and nothing is there...

Eating so much that it makes you sick.
Just went to an amazing Brazilian barbeque place, but they kept landing meat on my plate and feeding me caipirinha's to the extent I now feel bloated.

My Lamborghini is too low and every time I park it on my drive the bumper catches the floor which means theres a little scratch on it.  

Last one in the pool means I got stuck with the floatie with no beer holder.

My rear brakes need fixed but I am to lazy atm. so I grind away.