The Fucking News: Issue 4

Inside The Lucania Family! 

by MrWagner

Introduction

Following on from the exciting Rogue Special edition, we have received a lot of information about the Lucania family.  There will now follow a special article about an incident that happened to ReBrand, the young man who made quite a stir on these Streets.

Update to previous edition

PeterStringfellow distinguished himself by felling a MadeMan an RHM, Merle last night.  We can reveal now that Peter celebrated his stunning success with one too many drinks and fell asleep.  He meant to get up and pick off another couple of targets but, alas, lesser men murdered him whilst he was asleep in his stupor.  He is missed.  Two of his colleagues are still at large, however, and we have an embedded reporter with them.

Watch this space... 

Humiliating Roadrunner, Salvatore_Lucania's RHM.

ReBrand, shortly before his murder, provided The Fucking News with a series of telegram exchanges which show

1/ just how important, charismatic and forceful ReBrand was

2/ just how sycophantic, pathetic and easily frightened Roadrunner was (and presumably his son Roadrunner815 is)

3/ just how awful a CL Salvatore_Lucania is.

Let us begin...  ReBrand displayed his crew colours, but not in keeping with his ertwhile boss's wishes.  ReBrand was aware of this and did it just to annoy the "uppers" - an annoyed upper, Roadrunner, duly got in touch, sending this message to ReBrand:

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24,  00:08
Subject:
Hey so  your profile should just say. Luacnia crime family.

ReBrand simply replied; "I am in the mafia."

Roadrunner wasn't happy with this response, sending a telgram that said:

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24, 00:09
Subject:
And I am the right hand to this family. When i tell you this is what needs to happen you need to do it.

Unfazed, ReBrand retorted:

To: Roadrunner
From: ReBrand
Sent: Jan 24, '18 00:11
Subject:
you didn't even spell it right.
how do i know you are are the right hand to my boss?  

Roadrunner, clearly not used to having his authority challenged, laid down the law!

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24,  00:12
Subject:
Read my fucking Profile [we believe he meant street profile]. Are you seriously questioning me?
 

ReBrand was NOT impressed, and countered:

To: Roadrunner
From: ReBrand
Sent: Jan 24, 00:15
Subject:
Wowowow, right there.  dont swear at me.  i dont care who you say you are

Roadrunner, unsure of how to deal with someone so clearly unafraid and disrespectful, responded:

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24, 00:16
Subject:
Then do not get smart with me. When I ask you to do something you need to do it.

 

ReBrand, unbeknownst to Roadrunner, knew that he (ReBrand) was involved in a major, major multi-million dollar deal with Salvatore, Roadrunner's boss, and that ReBrand was safe for this moment.  So, warming to the confrontation, he said:

To: Roadrunner
From: ReBrand
Sent: Jan 24, 00:17
Subject:
ok, let us talk like adults.  i am in the mafia and so are you, is this true?

Roadrunner presumably by this stage knew that he couldn't fuck with ReBrand, so pitifully pleaded:

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24,  00:18
Subject:
Seriously? What are you playing at. 

ReBrand by now had demanded of Roadrunner's boss that Roadrunner apologise.  So, in this knowledge, bluntly stated to Roadrunner:

To: Roadrunner
From: ReBrand
Sent: Jan 24,  00:20
Subject:
i am Brand, and i don't let anyone talk to me like you talked to me.  full stop.
so, lets try again.
you are in the mafia.  i am in the mafia.  you say we are in the same family.
is this all true?

Knowing he was beaten, Roadrunner was forced to apologise, stating

To: ReBrand
From: Roadrunner
Sent: Jan 24, '18 00:30
Subject:
So I appoligize for swearing at you. and yes we are in the same family. I am Roadrunner the right hand man to the Boss.
 

So, there we have it.  The RHM of a prominent family being forced to apologise to a gangster.  The gangster was clearly breaching a family rule, and the RHM was simply enforcing it.

Is Salvatore a fit CL?  Should Roadrunner have apologised?

Roadrunner was killed shortly afterwards.  His name was circulated to friends of ReBrand and he was put on a hit list.

ReBrand was killed shortly afterwards.  Salvatore claimed it was for "extortion."

ReBrand sent almost $10M to an associate.

Where did that money come from?  Maybe Salvatore_Lucania and Roadrunner815 can shed some light?

Uncle Joe made his way through the streets and picked up a newspaper. He wasn't surprised that the facts had been distorted. Its what the editor was known for.

"Road was killed by a 1% pro shot. Your bullshit attempts to grab attention are somewhat amusing considering you are not in the know and never will be."

Thinking to himself Uncle Joe wasn't quite finished.

"Roads apologized because he's a stand up guy. We can only be baited so much. You tried to extort Salvatore_Lucania and its very well documented. I paid the cost, and it was worth it to do away with the likes of you."

Having said his piece Uncle Joe didn't feel the need to carry on any further with someone who was clearly in the dark.

Joseph_Ligambi, you state "You tried to extort Salvatore_Lucania and its very well documented. I paid the cost, and it was worth it to do away with the likes of you."

What cost did you pay?  And detail the extortion attempt?

Never one to hide the FACTS, Uncle Joe had no problem shining light in MrWagner's dark little world.

"You said you had credible information that was worth my attention and others. I tried to get you to spill the beans but you weren't happy with 7M. You asked us to match the money you were promised by your source that you wish to keep secret. I was only ever interested in paying the money to help a friend of ours. You begged and tried to get us to promise to not kill you. Your actions were unbecoming of a mafiosi. To hold out potential important information from your crew leader and demand money is about as low as it gets, not all that surprised from the likes of you.

Uncle Joe rarely came to the streets to shut down loud mouths.

"To take it further you were only kept alive long enough to try and get the info, of which you still never gave up, if it was even credible. In the end you got away with the money and your secret so hats off to you for being a smooth operator."

Uncle Joe was done airing dirty laundry in the streets. All the people involved knew how everything played out. No one would pay credence to a liar and a snake.

"Good day MrWagner"

Uncle Joe made his way down the street laughing all the way.

Joseph_Ligambi, our sources indicate that ReBrand was approached by Salvatore, who had heard rumours of an offer being made to avenge Brand's death.  ReBrand said this was true but that the man who made the offer almost offered him $7M not to divulge his name.

Does this seem like a likely story to you?  That a man would offer to avenge a stranger's father's death, and then give him $7M not to reveal his identity?  

Salvatore_Lucania read this trash paper and chuckled to himself. After listening to the Josesph_Ligambi he nodded his head. 

"MrWagner, your predecessor reached out to me for an interview on this subject and well I didn't have shit to say to him. But I will say this now... RoadRunner was a hard-working, loyal and dedicated member of my family. Who when told to apologize to a piece of trash like ReBrand did it anyway, even though he hated the idea of doing it. He did that because he was told to. His death did not have anything to with ReBrand." he said 

"One Last thing, Since the only facts you have on this whole situation are from Rebrand... I suggest you learn how to do some Actual reporting. When you rely on only one source your story is well fucked. Also if you ever want an interview with me or one of my family the answer is. No Comment" he says before walking off.