Issue Two.

Well, look it here. Looks like Priscilla Press has some competittion. Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it competition, seeing that they are not on my level in any way shape or form. Cocky Much? You bet. But that's enough about them. My work will show for itself. Let the paper begin!

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Smart Man.

In my last paper, I talked about how someone should ball up and make a good business to bring back attention to The Business District. And what do ya know...someone did. Philadelphia's own Sam_Carollo. I got the first scoop on his new business ventures. Read all about it:

*Paulies Luxury Watches - Have you ever wanted to look at the time, in style?!?! Come on down to Paulies Luxury Watches in Philly. We have the best watches to ever grace this shore. We have a large variety of watches, including Diamond watches for that special lady in your life. Any watch you can think of, we have it!  So come on down. And if you say Priscilla sent you, you will get %30 off your second purchase of a watch! What a deal.

*The Philly Trucking Company - Not to sure what this is, but it sounds interesting!!! Go visit it.

If you have a business that you would like me to advertise next issue, message me Here.

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Gwarble or Priscilla?

For once and all, let me address this Gwarble comparison, since that seems to be on everyone's mind. I am in no way shape or form trying to be like Gwarble Barble, but that is a nice comparison. Seeing that he had one of the most sucessful papers to date. I could only hope to one day offend so many people and still have people love me. I can see why people would compare us though. We both have a dry sense of humor and we're very sarcastic. Thank you all for the comparison but, it's time to move on. The last time Gwarble Barble was published was about 6 wars ago. Is it only odd to me that people still talk about it? With that said, this is the last time I will speak of Gwarble's paper.

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Would You Rather?

This is a section that will be rather disgusting, but humorous to see all of your answers. If you decide to comment, you should definatly answer some of these "Would You Rather" Questions.

1. Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?
2. Lick someone else's vomit or let someone pee in your mouth and you swalow it?
3. As a man, you wake up to see that you have grown nonremovable D cup breasts or that your testicles have disappeared?

Yum! Well...if you're not afraid to answer these publicly and possibly make a fool out of yourself, go ahead and answer!

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Interview - The Questions The Public Really Wants To Know.

I had the chance to sit down and have a chat with FraDiavolo of Las Vegas. I start off nice...but then, I got down to the core. Check it out beeotches!

P: Well, Mr. Fra, Thanks for sitting down and having a chat with me, I know you're a very busy man - Well obviously not that busy seeing that you're here. But you get the point. So how does it feel to have your own family?

F: It feels good of course. It sure is lots of work from time to time and lots of responsibility but it's a great feeling and a great honor of course.

P: Ok, that was the nice question I had to get out of the way so I don't seem like a complete bitch. Who did you have to sleep with to get a family? I know you didn't get it from your skills.

F: I always hoped nobody would ask me that. Well, it's been lots of people. I started with the late King-Finneius, he made me feel like a queen to be honest, then I had to take Mario Trabotti, had better *laughs* and in the end I had to offer my wonderful body to Don Cruel which I still have to do occasionally...good times tough.

P: *Cough Cough* Whore. So anyway, the word around town is that you have smelly armpits, care to comment?

F: I have heard about that rumour and all I have to say that I am sick...it's a disease and that it's not funny at all!

P: Another rumor is that you have woman legs. Can I see your legs?

F: I haven't shaved them in the last years so I have to apologize for the hairyness *pulls down his pants*. Obviously my legs aren't the only thing I haven't shaved in a while...excuse me.

P: Oh god...please put your hairy balls away. But yes everyone, he does have woman legs. So is there anything else you want the public to know about you before you leave?

F: Visit Las Vegas!

P: And what the best fucking Paper out on the streets today?

F: Of course the Priscilla Press is my favourite.

P: What great taste you have. Well thank you for sitting, sharing, and flashing me. Bye Bye Now.

 There ya have it! The truth about FraDiavolo. And yes, he is even uglier in person.

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What A Swell Guy....Or Is He?

Recently, a man by the name of JudgeDeath has done something very odd...but nice. He has taken it upon himself to not only boast about how good he is at stealing people's hard earned money, but he is giving that money to a mafioso less fortunate. This made me think, why would he want to do this? I mean, what could he possibly be getting out of this? Besides a boost to his ego, what else does he get out of this? Seriously, who the fuck does that? Give out free money?!!? WHAT!! You're not Ghandi! It could possibly be a publicity stunt, I dunno. So now I want to know the public's opinion. Do you think that JudgeDeath is doing this out of the kindness of his heart, or JUST to boost his ego? Cast Your Vote Here. Next edition I will announce what everyone thinks about his "Robin Hood" Scheme.

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Random & Desperate.

You should all donate to the Priscilla Fund!! What's this Priscilla Fund you ask? A very, very close thing to Priscilla's heart. Such a serious matter. All proceeds go to her cocaine addiction. Send it! Now. I need my Cocaine!!!!!!!!!!

What.....a mess.

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Adventure Of Furor.

Honestly, when I first saw this man (Furor) speaking, over....and over....and over again, I was a bit annoyed. I'm not usually one for stories, but I was pleasantly suprised. It is actually not bad. The mans life is sooo dramatic, but hey...who's ins't. I give his adventures "Priscilla's Seal Of Approval". Such an honor, right? You all should go and listen to what this man is blabbing...I mean talking about. Pretty entertaining. He's is in his like, 6th adventure...the man has heart, and obviously so much more to say. Go support him. Doesn't look like he's going away anytime soon now.

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Thats About It.

Second eidition is over. Woaahh. Answer some of the questions and cast your votes. Oh yes, and donate money for my cocaine edition. The more cocain I have in my body, the better this paper will be. I'm running low on the coke, so help a gal out. Well....that's all for now. Untilllllllllllllllllllll next time....

Ahh, but before I go, here are some of the horrible attempts at people trying to spell my name.

My fucking name is PRISCILLA!!!

There ya have it! The truth about FraDiavolo. And yes, he is even uglier in person.

I could have warned you, but you might not have believed me. Better for people to see it for themselves. Horrendous.

Nice little read Priscilla. Good job.

Nice work Presella...pleasure as always!

Very nice paper! I love that there's more than one paper for me to read on Monday mornings. Keeps me entertained for a bit.

I think I will embarrass myself and answer your "would you rather?" questions...

1)Chew a toe nail. You didn't specify how long I would have to chew so I'd probably chew it for a second and then spit it out.

2)Lick someone elses vomit. The idea of letting someone pee in my mouth makes me want to vomit. Swallowing it...makes me want to projectile vomit. So I may as well skip the peeing and just lick the vomit instead of dealing with a bunch of my own.

3)That one is the easiest of your questions. Definitely the breasts. I would no longer have to beg my significant other(when I actually have one) to let me touch them because I'd have my own to play with. That must be pretty awesome...

Can't wait till your next issue!

If i wanted someone to moan about all the occurrences of the week i would ask my wife... This is not a NEWS paper this is YOUR diary just full of your opinions.

Shakes his head, and grabs hold of the Ghetto Gospel.

Max-Hun, this is how Priscilla views the news and has presented it from her own point of view. Just because you disagree doesn't mean you can come here and bad mouth it. Anyhow. Quick article breakdown for you:

1. Reports new business in Philly
2. Annoucement of no relation to Gwarble. Public service.
3. Bit of humour hits the streets. SHOCK HORROR
4. Some more humour. I am suffering a Breakdown
5. Bigs up, and talks about, a recent series that is big news currently on the streets
6. Least spell her name right?

That alright for you?

People put no effort in. They get abused. People try and do something and get abused. How exactly can anyone win here?

Oh well. I await Max-Hun's impartial Newspaper this week.

And I even missed the the interview with FraDiavolo. That much going on in there!

-Gene_Hunt I came here to express my opinion, just like she did. So its ok for her to bad mouth about people like Furor and so on, but im not allowed to come out here and say what I think...

You can offer an opinion without the need for:

"Shakes his head, and grabs hold of the Ghetto Gospel."

"If i wanted someone to moan about all the occurrences of the week i would ask my wife..."

Both of which I find pissy, petty and not very respectful.

And another time I forgot to mention something. She didn't actually bad mouth Furor. So you didn't even read what you are slagging off? Way to go champ.

Woah, hey you two. Just let the young writer learn from this. No need to argue about people opinions. It's good for her to get notice of this now then ever.

Tips his hat and pulls out two cigars for them.

Ok sorry i guess i was wrong about the Furor part which i can admit, but on the other hand what i said is not disrespectful, i have spoke with this women before and i have never found someone so rude in all my travels. All i want is a paper that is fun to read and tells the news...

Mr. Hun it is pretty apparant you gave the issue a thorough skimming just to confirm your preconcieved notions about what it was. You probably should have read it instead.

I did read it, well as much as i could. Because it got very boring... Look i will be bringing out a paper soon, and you will see why i don't particularly like this paper

I hope you recieve feedback that is somewhat better than your own. Good luck.

I just want to clarify something. When Myself and Fra made love passionately, it had been a while, i just needed to unload myself. Apart from that fact being missed out it was a very good read and i look forward to reading the next edition.

And to answer one of you questions, i would prefer to have double D brests, i mean it would make my personal sessions much more "interesting".

The comments of Max-Hun is simply based on his bitterness towards me because his father and I did not get along. Thanks Gene for standing up, but Max's comments mean nothing to me. I will write him off, just like I wrote his father off. Max, honey...it looks like your plan backfired. You come out here, trying to trash talk my paper, but then end up looking stupid because you were put in your place. Don't like my paper? Fine. I do not care. Such a shame that your father's hate towards me went on to the next kin. Oh, well. I wont loose a second of sleep over you. And Max, do you also realize that your just bringing more attention to my paper? For that, I thank you! Keep on hating me!!! I love it! Muahh!!!

i have spoke with this women before and i have never found someone so rude in all my travels.

My evil plan is working! Yay! & Correction: Your FATHER never found someone so rude in all his travels, NOT YOU! I have never spoken to you. This edition, I did not talk bad about Furor, I clearly say "Go support him". So make sure you READ everything before you decide to make a judgement on my paper. I was rude to your father, yes. He deserved it. Was I rude to Furor? No, I don't even know the guy and I gave him a compliment on his stories. With that said, good luck to you on your paper. I can't wait to read it and laugh.

Smooches!!!

He's is in his like, 6th adventure...the man has heart, and obviously so much more to say. Go support him. Doesn't look like he's going away anytime soon now.

doesn't sound like bad mouthing to me.

shrugs

 

Priscilla you really are ignorant, and it is wasting my time standing around here. When you become more open minded maybe we can have a proper chat.

good bye.