Hahahahaha.

Great read, nothing better than reading this paper after a hard days work.

Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

I'd rather chew a piece of the toenail, licking his armpit throughly is just sick.

Lick someone else's vomit or let someone pee in your mouth and you swalow it?

I'd lick the vomit, depending on whats in it.

As a man, you wake up to see that you have grown nonremovable D cup breasts or that your testicles have disappeared?

That's easy, I want moobs.

Meech, sitting down doing his morning crossword, looks over for something firm to write on so he grabs a paper.

If i wanted someone to moan about all the occurrences of the week i would ask my wife... This is not a NEWS paper this is YOUR diary just full of your opinions.

Shakes his head, and grabs hold of the Ghetto Gospel.

Reply by: Max-Hun at Sep 06, '10 09:48

I never seen ya complaining about Gwarble barble before, which was the most sarcastic and personal newspaper I have seen in the time my family's bloodline have been here.

I did read it, well as much as i could. Because it got very boring... Look i will be bringing out a paper soon, and you will see why i don't particularly like this paper

Reply by: Max-Hun at Sep 06, '10 10:27

I can't wait to see your newspaper on display, but believe you''ll have some people criticizing every point of it, and every mistake you did, so you'd better be working hard, sir.

Priscilla you really are ignorant, and it is wasting my time standing around here. When you become more open minded maybe we can have a proper chat.

good bye.

Reply by: Max-Hun at Sep 06, '10 11:15

Mind you sir please forward me to your evidence on her ignorance, I for sure, don't like supporting ignorant mobsters, even if they were members of my family, I'd rather have them educated first. So please help us with your points of view so we can improve ourself to a better level that will cope with your views.

Petra finished reading the other paper since she sat at the park for 3 hours staring aimlessly in front of her as old people do. She picked up a copy of Priscilla press that only moments earlier Max Hun tossed on the ground. Her back hurt while picking it up, she heard a pop --that wasn't good. Sighing, she sat back upright and continued to read, loving the bold fearless commentaries. Humph. Nice. That was her entertainment for the day. She carefully folded it in her purse and walked off to find a diner for some sunday morning pancakes.

Nice, Priscilla.  I liked the first one, and I like the second even better.  My complaint last time was length, and this second edition is pretty much the perfect length, if you ask me.  Bravo.

Teobaldo - plenty of people complained about the Gwarble Barble. Just because he didn't dislike that (or did, I don't really know) doesn't automatically invalidate his feelings about this. These are two entirely separate endeavours, as Priscilla has made a point of explaining.

I love this its everything an tell it how it is paper should be. well done.

Your also a nice person! So here's a card to my paper!

Hands her a card. And skips along a yellow brick road.

A fine addition to the streets Priscilla, sets the Priscilla Press to the side

I'm impressed and I look forward to the next issue.

Not really the Barble now, is it?

I dont see what the fuss has been about. I've managed to read it without wishing I had spent the time picking fluff out my toes instead, so its better than some of the other options we have right now.

I hear the Tribune should be back soon, least then we'll have a real paper to compare things to.