~Huns Hearing~

                                                                                         "Remember you heard it here first!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Issue 1

The Recent News!

On Sep 06 at 00:20 a crew leader from New York was killed. Now at the moment i am not entitled to the information as to why he died, but information about him is given.

About TheRabi

-Gene_Hunt said: "Honestly I didn't talk to TheRabi that much. From a outsiders point of view he was calm and collected. Someone i would call solid."

RoRog Said: "TheRabi was a deeply religious man.

As far as he was killed, he was coming back from the synogogue and shockingly he caught he got caught up in stampede of wilde buffalo. He was among the 20 killed yet at the end of the day the entire city was treated to 5cent buffalo wings at the local NY bars."


Roman said: " New York has been very hushed about the reasons behind the death of TheRabi, I personally have only good memories of him. He was a quiet fellow, but from every encounter I'd had with him seemed to be from good stroke."

TheSmilingAssasin TheRabi's RHM said: "TheRabi was a quite man, kept himself to himself most of the time unless he was needed by the family other wise, in which case, the guy was there in a shot and going from the silent one, to the one you couldn't get to shut it (joke) we grew up together in TheDean's family and we didn't really know eachother back then, until one day TheDean asked me to go with him and help TheRabi run the crew.

After being RHM for TheRabi for a while i learnt that there was so much more to the guy that this jewish man we see going about his business, he was kind, generous and just like his brother he was one hell of a man! and a friend to me. I am going to miss him."

Thanks to these people spending some of there time to tell us about TheRabi you can understand what type of man he really was, and he will truely be missed.

GRHS, TheRabi.


This weeks challenge

Augustus and I are hosting a Pickpocketing challenge, it will be great fun and can win you good money!. So this is how it works:

1.You have to try Pickpocket me or Augustus ( we will always have cash on hand)

2.If you succeed on Augustus he will pay you... 7,000,000

3. If you fail on Augustus he will pay you... 100,000

Now the same rules will apply for me, but as I am usually daydreaming i am easier to pickpocket so i am willing to pay 50,000 per succees and 20,000 if you fail.

Good luck!


This weeks special mentions!

In this part of the paper i put all the people i think deserve a special mention for a certain thing they have done.

1. SyrupWaffle! < Click to see why i think syrup deserves a special mention!

2. This is a special mention for ALL the CL's as they are working extra hard to reconstuct all the fabulous citys, and make this a much more happy place for all of us.

3. And ofcourse last but no least, Prophet. Although he is competition to me i have to admit he has made a wonderful paper. Great read indeed!

Now if you think you deserve a place int he special mention message me and tell me what you have done to deserve it.


The Hun Hour

This is the part I express my opinion. So the latest news is ofcourse about TheRabi, I unfortunatly never had the pleasure of talking to the man but from what i have heard he was an amazing man. Even though i didn't know TheRabi it is always sad to see a CL die especiallyat this time as we are all trying to help to recontruct everything.

One thing i am very pleased about is the amount of people expressing there opinions in the streets now, for once loads of new people are coming out into our streets and voicing their opinions. To add to this, their speeches have been quite good! Keep up the hard work.

So overall i have been quite happy recently as i think we are joining together well as a whole, obviously it's a but of a set back seeing a CL fall, but things move on. Lets continue to do well.

The Story of the week

Petra calls people over in a loud raspy voice. She was an old lady, but a thug nontheless. She was getting tired of robbing other old ladies every three minutes.




" Everyone listen to me!," she screamed with a commanding snap of her cane.


Today, I Petra, a mere thug have declared today to be,


TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBOR TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT OF YOU DAY (or night). THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU FOR 60 SECONDS, AND SEE WHO IS STANDING NEXT TO YOU.


For example, the people standing next to me is:


Dominik | Petra | WebSpider




What does this mean? I will tell you what this means dammit! I will slip Dominik a note and say Hello.


No, I'm not going to ask for drug prices. No, I'm not going to ask if he wants to be pickpocketed. Instead I will be annoying and actually attempt to have a friendly, and I mean FRIENDLY CONVERSATION DAMMIT! Now what if you know the person next to you and don't like them? Well, you don't have to message them. The point is to get to know your neighbor. Why? Because it sure beats staring aimlessly into the streets. What if they don't message you back? Then they're being a bitch! That's what. It's okay though, I'll be here to take your mobmails and keep you company. I will also turn to Webspider and message webspider, although something tells me Webspider does not want to be spoken to.


Petra hobbles off, and sits on a bench awaiting a conversation.

~petra~

This speech was inspiring, lovely read. Thank you petra!!!

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Well thank you for reading this paper, i hope you enjoyed it. Don't worry there is more to come!!

Right, when you mailed me this morning and told me you were doing an article for the streets, I must admit, I didn't expect much from it, but to my very delighted surprise, you pulled it off :P - Great job my friend, very nice indeed.


Rest well, Rabi.

Miss_Plastique_x puts down the paper with a smile on her face.

"Very Nice indeed..." She mumbles. "And Petras Speech was inspiring, from here on out, I will too, get to know my neighbours more.

After all, A neighbourhood is just a lonely street without friends!"

Not terrible.  I don't like the whole printing-someone-else's-speech-in-your-newspaper-thing, but, overall, the paper was decent.  Gets the job done.  I especially appreciated the whole "current events" aspect of it, since TheRabi's death is, more or less, "breaking news."

And I have to agree with you that I, like yourself, am very pleased to have seen the increase of quality material on the streets.

For future reference, when you quote someone you don't change their words. What is written should be word for word what was said. Its unprofessional for a journalist to do change words around.

I hope you learn from your journalistic mistakes and continue to improve as it wouldn't take much improvement for this to be better than the other things that pass as newspapers on the streets.

Meech puts downs his crossword to enjoy the up to date news.

I thought it was very brilliant indeed!

Thank you all for your support and the constructive criticism helps alot. It means my next paper will be even better!

Smiles at everyone

See the differemce between slagging something off and recieveing constructive crticism now Max? I doubt you would be best pleased if I threw it to one side would you?

Good first effort. I didn't expect much. It's your second edition that will prove how good or bad you are though. I know from experience how hard it is to write a paper.

Can I just offer that you made it less 'wide' I find it annoying to read that way..

Yes sir, I understand what your saying. The second paper will be much much better...

Surprised and underestimated you, but I've noticed you've had some errors with spelling, and your giving out your opinions more than pure facts.

Shazam to be honest there wasn't much to put down in the facts this week. And i understand I done some mistakes i assure you there won't be any next time round.

Tips his hat towards Shazam

would prefer to read this paper than any other mate wish you luck and may you get better and better

I found this to be a great read. It was very well written and definitley one paper that will be hard to the others to compete with. But it is nice to see some competitive papers out there. I can't wait till the next issue and I wish you luck in the paper business.

It was a nice read.  Obviously, there were some errors that need to be corrected as far as spelling and grammar.  But I'm sure your next edition will be much sharper than this one. 

As far as the content, I'd have to compliment you as there were some interesting points.  All in all, good job for the first edition...expecting a much better edition number 2 though :)

Eh, it was ok. Not saying anything mean or anything. But half of the paper was people exact words! Not your own. Try to sum it up a bit and not say everything that a person said. (Unless your asking someone. Like an interview or something.)

Sweeney, a news war is going on and your playing nice with the enemy? I like your style. Max-Hun I think you should add a news article to your paper, just a small suggestion.

Prophet to be honest there wasn't much news to report on, but next time it will be much better. Promise.

I'm sorry but that is NO excuse! With this news war they will use that as ammunition. Well this Is my last comment on this my next issue all other papers will know what I think of em.

See i didn't see this as a competition, more like a variety. But if you want it that way, then let it be.