I pretended that I had a brother who played for me when I went to sleep because an acquaintance told me to say that to someone who was trying to intimidate me out of buying into the - back then - 1 mil harty; I have no brother nor sister, plus, at the time, I didn't know it was against the rules, but a shared account being illegal in MR should have rung a bell. 

on my first account, I shot at Marla Singer with a tiny as fuck gun and made the hit out of pure luck.  after I told my friend who I had shot, they freaked out, amazed that I wasn't dead.

i killed a guy with a sponsor thinking that he's an IA ! 

Not the stupidest, but most recent was locking down NY while in CH...

Rinse and repeat. Whenever I managed to do Daily Hustle 7 days in a row, as soon as it might start to get efficient, I forget about it. Happens every week :/

Picked the wrong players pocket 

Suicided during one of Izzy's credit giveaways cause I was too drunk to do things carefully.

lost my money on gambling.

Written background for a character then accidentally created a different one I had almost nothing written for. (This is my first character so at least my second will likely be easy to write for)

Played dice and lost to much. 

when i was new here i went to a funeral and posted "Rest in Piss," apparently that's frowned upon. 

Believed I can beat house

On my second account in 2013, I got drunk and sent up an auth request to my CL to try and 1% Deadlysin

spam and blocked for a week.

Going rogue right after a war only to miss my shot.

Attempting to take a private flight during a war with zero cash on hand, and then immediately trying to wack my target thinking I'd landed in his city before noticing. :/ 

having problen irl and havent been able to play MR for 2 weeks and see almost ALL friend gtting killed in a war, what the fuck happened.....

being asked to pro someone after a first wave attack in a big war imminently about to start; and shooting immediately