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| Which CP are you | Started by: PrinceofCheese on Jan 15, '08 14:25 |
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The Cheddar approaches the busy crowd, they look at him hungrily, he sprays himself with 98% methylated spirits to ward off any potential suitors, DW_CP still looks at him hungrily. **NikkiPhoenix smiles sensually at the fine calcium based yellow beast** **The Cheddar winks back, sigh Nikki you really are an unstoppable horndog** "So everyone wants to be CP, well obviously basically none of you can be but you can take this quiz and find out who you might one day have the chance to replace!" "Scribble the answers to the questions below my poster here and I will tend to your prognosis at my leisure." 1. I live in: a) A mud hut b) A Brazilian made mud hut c) A palace of splendor d) As close to the local brothel as possible e) In a toilet f) I have no home g) I swopped my home for medical insurance h) A church of Chris where I pray every day 2. I secretly: a) Hate everyone b) Hate 90% of people c) Hate everyone but they think I like them d) Actually like some people e) Am a sexy woman who everyone loves f) Think people like me then I remember I'm an African g) Really like most people but abuse them as it's in my nature h) Take to people about tampons and call them cuntfaces 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; A) Talk nicely with everyone and reinforce your image as 'the nice CP'. B) Talk nicely with everyone providing you aren't drunk, in which case you abuse even mafioso who appear to be asleep. C) Abuse everyone. Harshly. Even down the other streets and then leave your leader a message apologising if you get killed in the night. D) Talk fairly nicely to people, but let them know that you are doing them a favour and abuse them lightly every now and again to keep up appearances. E) You are not brave enough to talk in public rooms and so this question is n/a. f) Babble all the time to people everyone else hates g) Flirt with the mens to get what you want h) Live the privileged life of an @ prince, loved by @s, hated by everyone else 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; A) A brothel. She works there, you have to bring her back. B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. C) Back to your house to smoke weed, drink beer, and pass out, then show her the night of her life whilst she is comatose. D) The toilets. E) You think girls are icky and you'd prefer to sit at home and play house. f) You can't touch girls as you have aids g) You are a girl and try not to be a lesbian all of the time but sometimes give into those latent sexual instincts h) You talk about girls all the time but never actually do anything and people talk about your sister Rachel all the time 5. Trouble; A) It seeks you out whilst you are asleep but no one cares. B) You tend to cause it through all sorts of deviance C) You cause it when are drunk. You are drunk all the time. E) You are a fucking useless cunt and are never involved in anything. F) You are doing well for yourself. Person C drags you into some trouble. You kill people. You die. g) You have secretly been planning this trouble for the past 12 years and smile devilishly as your plan finally works out h) You are a saint, it's the boys who get you in trouble |
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1. I live in: f) I have no home 2. I secretly: d) Actually like some people 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; A) Talk nicely with everyone and reinforce your image as 'the nice CP'. (with the exception of those people on the old "ignore list" who I really dislike...) 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; h) You talk about girls all the time but never actually do anything and people talk about your sister Rachel all the time (Worryingly accurate) 5. Trouble; A) It seeks you out whilst you are asleep but no one cares. (irl) E) You are a fucking useless cunt and are never involved in anything. (ig) I suspect I am a strange blend of CPness. Which in itself is worrying... |
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| Reply by: Shelter at Jan 15, '08 14:34 | |
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Oliver stares blankly at PrinceofCheese before sighing and picking up a pen to complete the questionnaire. 1. I live in: g) I swopped my home for medical insurance 2. I secretly: d) Actually like some people 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; B) Talk nicely with everyone providing you aren't drunk, in which case you abuse even mafioso who appear to be asleep. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; g) You are a girl and try not to be a lesbian all of the time but sometimes give into those latent sexual instincts 5. Trouble; C) You cause it when are drunk. You are drunk all the time. "Go easy on me, eh?" |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Jan 15, '08 14:42 | |
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Wack spies a piece of cheese as he walks down the street & walks over to eat it only to discover it is PrinceofCheese from his family so decides to listen to what he has to say. I've worked alongside a few CP members before & found them generaly nice people (damn I'm a good liar) and if I was ever to attempt to become a member I think I'd answer your questions as this D,G,D,B,F. |
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| Reply by: Wacktard at Jan 15, '08 14:43 | |
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Ah Shelter my good friend Let me show you the readout from the incredible CP machine Right, right...well it is indeed a strange mix amigo 40% Antonio 40% Tallien 20% Camazotz What does this mean well, 2 things: 1. You are truely fucked in every aspect of your existence 2. You are probably quite intelligent and amiable but can not put your thoughts into constructive actions |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 14:44 | |
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1. I live in: c) A palace of splendor 2. I secretly: e) Am a sexy woman who everyone loves 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; B) Talk nicely with everyone providing you aren't drunk, in which case you abuse even mafioso who appear to be asleep. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; g) You are a girl and try not to be a lesbian all of the time but sometimes give into those latent sexual instincts 5. Trouble; h) You are a saint, it's the boys who get you in trouble |
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| Reply by: thewomanin_red at Jan 15, '08 14:44 | |
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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE Oliver's a girl? |
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| Reply by: Shelter at Jan 15, '08 14:45 | |
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1. I live in: f) I have no home 2. I secretly: d) Actually like some people 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you: D) Talk fairly nicely to people, but let them know that you are doing them a favour and abuse them lightly every now and again to keep up appearances. 4. On a night out with a man do you take him to: E) You think boys are icky and you'd prefer to sit at home and play house. 5. Trouble: B) You tend to cause it through all sorts of deviance |
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| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 15, '08 14:46 | |
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Oliver , my gracious leader and most reveared Don. Let's see what we have here for you. The machine whirrs and spits Well it's never done that before but anyway let's see the results: Dear god, a lethal cocktail of sensuality and trouble: 40% DW_CP 20% Tallien 20% Gregz0r 20% Laura/TotoCP There's a lot of good things going on really Mr.McTavish but the one problem is that inside, probably in a deep, dark place, you are a complete lunatic and this is bound to shine through at inappropriate moments. Make sure you are drunk at the time so you can use that as a suitable excuse. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 14:49 | |
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Nikki pulls her eyes away from mentally unrinding the wheel of cheese to take a look at the list of questions. Sighing, she scribbles down her choices. Question one... That would be G. I swapped my home for medical insurance. Goddamned HMOs. Question two... I secretly ... Well shit. There's not an option for 'secretly am a man.' But I do post relatively sexy pictures online of random models I find on the internet. I guess that means I just hate 90% of people. B. Question three... I talk nicely to people, but give them the abuse they so desperately deserve, not so much for appearances, but for their own self-balance. I guess D. Question four... A fairly swanky bar. True story. B. Question five... Stories of my troublemaking are sorely overrated. Stories of my sores are fairly accurate. My answer is H. Please don't let me be Camazotz.... Please don't let me be Camazotz... |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Jan 15, '08 14:55 | |
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Wacktard , you most deviant of asociates: 40% Fakeman 20% Camazotz 20% DW 20% Gregz0r A truely exotic mix of CP. Whilst you appear nice you have a ruthless streak and most likely have a good deal of sex but abuse the women verbally after finishing. Thewomann_red Well little miss riding hood, let's see what we can do for you today. 60% lauraCP 40% gregz0r A casual mix of intelligent sensuality. You should be proud, you verge on almost really cool there for a second. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 14:56 | |
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1. I live in: The Scousers Mums wind sock of a vagina 2. I secretly: Lust over large women 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; Start an argument, call everyone C**T's and get banned 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; McDonalds; All fat women like McDonalds 5. Trouble; Follows me around like the stalker I once had to have a restraining order put on. I wonder whatever did happen to FakeMan |
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| Reply by: DanK at Jan 15, '08 14:58 | |
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1. I live in: a) A mud hut 2. I secretly: f) Think people like me then I remember I'm an African 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; D) Talk fairly nicely to people, but let them know that you are doing them a favour and abuse them lightly every now and again to keep up appearances. 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. 5. Trouble; B) You tend to cause it through all sorts of deviance |
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| Reply by: Devious at Jan 15, '08 15:03 | |
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| Dank that would make you 100% DW, this means no one likes but loads of people use your name in whispers. | |
| Reply by: Wacktard at Jan 15, '08 15:04 | |
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Oh glorious CP machine! Behemoth of wisdom, magical whirling mechanical god of divine sagery. My excitement at seeing the CPer machine back on these streets is enormous. So excited I am that using morse code and ejaculate I answer the questions thus: 1 I live in: splot 2 I secretly: splot splot splash splot 3 I am left alone on IRC avenue. I: splot splash 4 On a night out with a lady I take her to: splash splot splot splot 5 Trouble: splot And with that I am spent. Please don't let me be Camazotz. |
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| Reply by: scarpa at Jan 15, '08 15:05 | |
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Katerina you little minx 20% Antonio 20% Tallien 20% Fakeman 20% Laura 20% Gregz0r Quite the mix there, you must find yourself often engaged in moral quandries but don't worry because whatever you choose will most likely be the choice of CP. Nikki - oh Nikki, you came and you saw and you raped me. What? Oh, sorry onto the answers 40% Fakeman 20% DW 20% Gregz0r 20% LauraCP A lot of the time you find it hard not to violently abuse people as they seem to be below you in pretty much every way. If it wasn't for the touch of DW in your bloodstream, you might actually be right. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 15:05 | |
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Dank Chris tries to change you every single day but you can not escape from the truth that you are in fact DW's long lost retarded sister. Give it up and become a prostitute, you won't be good at it but at least you'll be worth 50p 7 times a night. Scarpa Scarpa you are TotoCP. In fact I'm suprised your name is not exactly this as it reminds me of this time me and Nikki had sex in a swimming pool. Ah shit I mean because this is the noise her gun makes when she kills everyone...or was that my "gun" with Nikki. GOD HELP ME. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 15:09 | |
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1. I live in: d) As close to the local brothel as possible 2. I secretly: g) Really like most people but abuse them as it's in my nature 3. You are left alone on IRC avenue for a while. Do you; f) Babble all the time to people everyone else hates 4. On a night out with a lady do you take her to; B) A fairly swanky bar. Get her nice and drunk and mack like a fox. 5. Trouble; B) You tend to cause it through all sorts of deviance |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreMarino at Jan 15, '08 15:09 | |
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Devious Sorry man, this is going to be harsh - 40% SelenityAfricanCP 40% gregz0r 20% Fakeman You are an incredibly beautiful and intelligent man but something drags you down. Something heavy, muddy and diseased. It is the Selenity in you. Most honourable Salvatore A rare mix of craziness and pure sex. 40% gregz0r 20% Camazotz 20% African 20% DW People find it hard to place you as you swing between being top dog and violently crushing their skulls if they place you incorrectly. It's a tough life, but someone's got to live it. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Jan 15, '08 15:13 | |
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| Well I was pumped full off cheese under water once, but father O'Hannigan assurred me that was normal in a modern baptism. | |
| Reply by: scarpa at Jan 15, '08 15:18 | |
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