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| A Badass Wedding | Started by: Jordan on Jan 15, '08 22:30 |
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Laughs hysterically and takes another swig of whiskey as Zig-Zag is carried out Go on Ollie |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 23:28 | |
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Wow. Those were… uh, lovely, Oliver said with furrowed eyebrows. Shoving his confusion aside, he affixed another grin upon his face and looked over the room of well-wishers towards this slightly awkward marriage. Yes, uh, lovely like I said. And I would like to now, see you two exchange rings… Ollie watched as the two exchanged golden wedding bands in record time. Right. Now, I want to say, with the power that resides within myself… on behalf of the… erm… Church… and Badass Inc., and your family and friends and everyone else… I know pronounce thee Mister and Miss-ter SuperSao. A small whoop from the back of the Church drew a small chuckle from Oliver as he gestured towards SuperSao and The_Fallen. You may now kiss the bride! |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Jan 15, '08 23:28 | |
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| Kat tries to suppress a giggle after hearing the vows of both partners. She looks around, noticing the reaction of the other guests. Taking another swig from the flask, she turns back to the front. | |
| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 15, '08 23:29 | |
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Grabs his new bride then gives him a kiss...before he makes connection he thinks of what his friend Zig-Zag told him before the wedding..."Full tounge bitch!!! Don't pussy out..." Oh lord...haha Makes connection with his bride and follows his friends advice and uses full on tounge...after the kiss he takes a large swig of whiskey |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 23:33 | |
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Puckers up for the first official passionate kiss. As it goes on The_Fallen says something. Quit kissing me like I'm a hooker you drunk ass hole. Now stand up straight left hand hip, right hand threw my hair and little tongue. As it ends The_Fallen turns and slaps Zig-Zag and tells him Quit messing with my marriage he kisses better than you do you jackass. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 15, '08 23:44 | |
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| Falls over laughing and looks up at the ceiling | |
| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 23:45 | |
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After listening to the vows and witnessing the kiss to seal the deal Jordan slowly backed away from the newlyweds and glanced around the church at the guests. She was relieved when she spotted Katerina_Vitale with a flask in her hand. Jordan approached Katrina and smiled. Hi Kat, can I please have a drink? I'm dying for a cigarette too, but I don't think we're allowed to smoke in here. |
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| Reply by: Jordan at Jan 15, '08 23:51 | |
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| Hey Jordan, of course you can. After that, I think we all need a drink. Kat laughs, and gladly hands over her flask. | |
| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 15, '08 23:55 | |
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Over hears Jordan and approaches her and Kat. Honey, smoke all you want. You were just in a homosexual marriage, you're going to hell anyway. Here ya go. Got a lighter? Hand's Jordan a cigarette. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 15, '08 23:56 | |
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Kat notices Fallen walk up and grins. Congrats love, I hope you two are very happy together. She suppresses another giggle. And can I get a cigarette? |
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| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 15, '08 23:58 | |
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Hugs Kat and replies... Of course my love, anything for you. Reaches back in her blouse for the cigarette case and hands her one. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 16, '08 00:07 | |
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Jordan happily accepted the flask from Katrina and took a long drink. She gave the flask back to Katrina as The_Fallen walked towards them. Jordan smiled as he gave her a cigarette. After she lit it Jordan coughed. The cigarette tasted stronger than she expected. Fallen, is it marijuana? |
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| Reply by: Jordan at Jan 16, '08 00:08 | |
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| HOW COME I CAN'T GET A CIG!!! | |
| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 16, '08 00:10 | |
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Smiles largely and explains. Not just marijuana... some tobacco. Lets call it Cigaweed. Like it? Grins. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 16, '08 00:10 | |
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Kat takes the cigarette and lights it up. Thanks doll, I needed that. I'm sure a lot of people want to congratulate you, so I'm gonna go wander. She kisses him on the cheek, and goes off to mingle with the other guests. |
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| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 16, '08 00:11 | |
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Looks to his new wife and pouts I want a ciggaweed :( |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 16, '08 00:16 | |
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Looks at his new husband and slaps him and says. Here's your cigaweed ya big baby. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 16, '08 01:02 | |
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Takes the cigaweed and leans over to Jordan... This is going to be an abusive marriage... Just wait until I get him to bed...then he'll know what abusive means ;) hahaha |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 16, '08 01:29 | |
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Looks at "his" new husband and slaps him and says. The truth comes out. |
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| Reply by: Zoinks at Jan 16, '08 01:58 | |
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When Sao mentioned taking his new wife to bed Jordan covered her ears to prevent hearing anymore. She had enough of the wedding festivities and wanted to get out of there. She thought of an excuse to leave and hoped Johnny was still somewhere in the church to make her story believable. I have to go. Johnny is waiting for me. We have big plans tonight. Congratulations guys. I hope you have a long and happy life together. Jordan hugged the newlyweds then walked away to look for Johnny. Several minutes later she couldn't find him in the crowd, but found Oliver near the door putting his coat on. Hi boss, you did a great job today. Do you mind if I escape out of here with you? Without waiting for an answer Jordan grabbed her coat and quickly walked out the door. |
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| Reply by: Jordan at Jan 16, '08 01:59 | |
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