I'm so sorry, did I mention the presentation leatherette gift boxes? I mean, class like this you just can't buy. In this case, obviously, you can though. You see this is a product of contradictions, if you so wish.

Strokes a leatherette gift box

Mmmmmm

My contacts in China ensure that I receive the finest of pure imitation products at the low, low, low labor costs and lax shipping standards that are in such demand today. It's just a matter of saving a buck, my friend. If it exists, they've made a copy of it.

Then might I suggest you begin to market them? It's a simple matter of standing in the street  and having lots of people not really get the point of your product.

It's unfortunate, this particular speech is something I would expect from someone who knows no better, someone new to this way of life, but I'll be damned, here stood a man who's line goes back quite a distance and should know better than to stand out here making stupid threats which put his bloodline to shame.

sorry wrong thread

Are each badge sold it's own unique style?
I think I would be interested in buying one, but only if it's unique and isn't likely to fall off while I'm running.

SINGERROURKE walks up counting his cash that he just won at the new Detroit Casino.

Listen i just won a few thousand dollars from the new Casino in Detroit and i was wondering if i could have one of these Badges. I like the one you wear on your uh SUIT there. Is that one just ten grand as well?

SINGERROURKE pulls out the money and holds it out. That was a good win he got from that new casino in Detroit where they always seem to have good drug prices if you like drug prices and great businesses if you like the business district that is. SINGERROURKE caught himself having random thoughts again He waits for eddies word.

I knew it, people see Family Heads wearing these and business picks up. It's a really gratifying thing for a struggling entrepreneur to see demand for his product.

Mr Gazman, while each badge is indeed unique it is only the untrained eye that can spot the difference between them. As I mentioned the mermaids hand-carve them, meaning that no two badges are exactly identical, although we do ensure the highest of quality standards through brutal physical violence where flaws are detected...... sorry, I mean staff re-training. Unicorn horn is also a natural material, so there are characteristics in each individual badge as a result of that. If you would like something a little more bespoke I'm sure we could arrange it. And rest assured, it'll only fall off if you remove it deliberately.

And Mr Rourke, yes all badges are very reasonably priced at ten thousand dollars. I believe this is a sum which makes the product affordable to a man of your means, and remain aspirational to the average man in the street. Delivery is always personal upon receipt of the fee. And might I add congratulations on your win!

Don't forget the stunning presentation leatherette boxes either.

SINGERROURKE twiddles his thumbs. He would really like one of these badges. He must get one before they get to high in demand and everyone gets one and he dosent look cool. His mind is made up and he chooses to get them.

Grill pan eddie I have no choice but to accept i would love to have one of your badges to show everyone i am not in an underground anything! Here is the money sir.

A pleasure doing business with you. And can I also congratulate you on your assute observation, demand is expected to be very high, so high that supply is unlikely to be able to cope. in short, there's only so much unicorn horn available. Once it's gone these things will sky-rocket in value. So you could think of it as an investment, as well as a stylish addition to your wardrobe.

SINGERROURKE places the badge on his suit and smiles.

EVERYONE take a look i am a loyal member i am not a part of any criminal organization. Thanks GPE.

SINGERROURKE smiles and runs off wearing his new badge!

A mobster saying he isn't apart of a criminal organization is just a funny thing to hear. 

Too bad that this man was killed. This was a genius idea and it shows that at least some people are thinking of new ideas to make money within this thing of ours.

Killed? So he's in an underground organisation now then?

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Take my wife... please! I'm here all week folks