Same as a few have said... just dont be a dick.

Throw an apple at Gio Moretti whenever you see him.

Considering dont be a dick has been taken I'll go with don't be a pussy.

They'd have to ask me who Joe is. 

Everyone has to work a retail/service job for at least two years.

I'd probably go for kindness, having people be kind to each other would change so much in the world.

Everyone has to be carbon neutral 

You should do what you want

Don't assume you know about something when you really don't.

Always take the road less traveled

Everyone MUST take a test before having a child

Weed would be legalized in the whole world.

Farage dudes that don’t wear shower shoes don’t value their life man. Gym showers are fucking nasty

Everyone MUST take a test before having a child

i like this one....there should be basic test that can forbid you many things if you dont pass it 

Be kind to everyone. That's it. 

Peace before hate

Mandatory gym time, stay healthy yall

Farage dudes that don’t wear shower shoes don’t value their life man. Gym showers are fucking nasty

I just dont get it. It's like a petri dish.

Then theres the viral story of the guys feet who basically fell apart from gym showers. 

Horrific