The Mafia Tribune is once again available! We've produced two wonderful versions for you all, although I'd suggest the one you can find on the shelves.

I hope you all enjoy it!

The Editor hastily retreats whilst his lackey, Bob Liar, hands out copies of the Tribune to those who may struggle to find it on the shelves.

Perhaps you should follow read the other version.

It seems something went awry with the order of the articles.

Obviously there is something awry. There are no mentions of me in the paper. You've had better efforts, Mr. Editor.

Some people are saying you should have another read.

I'm with Stubing. No mention of the Captain or McD is just wrong.

I'm agreeing with Craig.  Quite a respectful comment I believe.  Or at least a back handed compliment.  Or...well....I suppose....nothing worse than what you'd expect from such an august publication.

Luckily it must be right then, given that you are both mentioned.

Any time I'm mentioned, good or bad, I'm happy.

You see, this is the problem with stand alone News Editors. In weeks where there is no news, active Mafioso are able to go out and make the news themselves, something our friend Grin is unable to do.

Who is Grin?

Who is Grin?

Exactly

I enjoyed the read. Thank you very much for the hard work put into it. It's appreciated, at least by this mafioso.

Well, I was mentioned. Happy? well, my risque rendezvous with dear Reginald............GRHS...........was a one off, honestly. I don`t generally go in for that sort of thing being far too busy earning/dipping/touching/sniffing my fingers etc etc.

He was a mere distraction from my otherwise uneventful sexual lifestyle.........sorry I meant his uneventful, oh why bother its all out now..............I`ll never be allowed to dip the highly elasticated golden thong of.....him.

Ever again....................sob sob sob

Very good I liked it :D

Still dissappointed that there is no Tribune DWL.

VERY dissappointed.

I love this wonderful old rag.  Nothing like flipping a coin to the news boy to get something to read with my morning coffee

So I was mentioned, Craig is still a C.