Im curious, as Ive had a lot of people tell me they think something is wrong with me for doing this, but does anyone else do this or think like this?

 Occasionally, when someone gets under my skin, I visualize hurting them in one way or another. I never follow through with it, Im generally very good at keeping my emotions under control... And I think perhaps the visualizations assist me in controlling myself. Very therapeutic! 

My go-to has always been hitting the object of my anger or annoyance over the head with a shovel. In my head, I can hear the resounding "KLANG" of steel against skull as the shovel bounces off their heads, often resulting in a smile spreading over my face and my mood changing from annoyed to near jovial!

Occasionally, if my antagonist happens to be sitting in a chair when they piss me off... they have been known to meet their ends in my imagination by a javelin through their chests, and right through the chairs theyre sitting on.

Now granted, this might seem harsh, but the fact is... Ive rarely raised my hands against anyone when I thought my words could do more good. And Ive never found myself at a Drs looking for meds to help me alter my moods... So just maybe Im on to something here, eh?

So anyways, back to my original question... Does anyone else do this? And if so... How do you do in your enemies?

~FOM

I use to do that much more than I do now. When I'd have a dickhead of a customer come through where I work I'd end up imagining myself responding differently than I had. I'm the same though, never raise a hand to people, cool, calm and collected.

But in the aftermath of their dickheadery I imagine instead that I'd laid them out cold, sometimes with some Bruce Lee type body kicks, or Ip Man machine gun fire fists to the face, or some Tony Jaa limb snapping. It helps me to get over it without replaying it too much, but I sometimes do replay it and fuck them up royally in the highlight reel.

I'm good with patience and calm as well as not letting others get under my skin. But when it does happen, I kill them with sarcasm, then maybe visualize how they eat until they can't eat anymore but continue eating.

Yes, I do this a lot!  I also write super nasty and snotty emails to respond to something stupid I may have gotten.  Of course I edit the email before sending, but that first draft is usually a doozy!

only when i'm driving. i think about my imaginary monster truck just crushing all the assholes on the road.

Mine are generally more violent, but yeah I do this.

No, I have never done this.  I usually just think in my head what a moron the other person is for whatever behavior they are exhibiting.

If someone actually gets under my skin I typically tell them to fuck themselves as loud as possible. Then carry on with my life. 

Although I must say.. Nice touch

There used to be a game on Newgrounds called the torture game where you harm a thing that looks like a man until you're stripping away flesh.

I may have indulged in it, back in the day.

I do this a lot. I imagine hitting them with Lucille (Negan's spiked baseball bat) until their brains pop off~