As you walk around the Buisness District of Detroit, the sweet scent of tobacco fills the air as you walk past a shop named "Anoxia's Addictions", you walk inside and are amazed by the selection of Fine Cigarettes and Cigars on offer.

You see the shopkeeper sat behind the counter, smoking a cigar, he places the cigar in a gold plated cigar rest and walks over to you.

Hey there, if you have any requests for a special brand of Cigarette, i will do my best to track it down for you, but there will be a minimum purchase of 200 cigarettes, or 60 cigars

Any of the 20 packs of Cigarettes can be bought in 200, 400 or 1000 packs with a negotiated discount. Feel free to have a browse around the store.

All cigars are set in the format, [name] [strength] - [length x gague] - [price] (Amount)

For eg [Name]Balmoral Coronas [Strength]Light - [Length]6" x [Gague]42 - [Price]$49.99 [Amount](5)

Cigarettes

Benson and Hedges Silver - $2.49 (20)

Benson and Hedges Gold - $2.49 (20)

Camel Filtered - $2.99 (16)

Fortuna Virginia - $2.49 (20)

Havana Gold - $2.49 (20)

Kent White KS - $1.99 (20)

Lambert and Butler Silver - $3.49 (20)

Lambert and Butler Blacks - $3.99 (20)

Marlboro Lights - $3.49 (20)

Marlboro Menthol - $3.99 (20)

Marlboro Red - $3.99 (20)

Marlborough Silver - $3.49 (20)

Pall Mall Blue - $3.99 (20)

Speciality Cigarettes

American Spirit Blue - 100% additive free tobacco - $5.99 (20)

Black Devil Specials - a uniquely flavoured cigarette - $4.99 (20)

Black Devil Chocolates - Chocolate flavoured cigarette - $4.49 (20)

"Fire Safe Cigarette" - Won't burn your sofa if you fall asleep drunk - $8.99 (20)

Gauloises Blondes - for those who appreciate the true strength and full flavor of tobacco smoke - $5.99 (16)

Honeyrose Blue - Tobacco and Nicotine free Herbal cigarette - $5.49 (20)

Honeyrose Vanilla - Vanilla flavoured Herbal Cigarette - $6.99 (20)

SHAG Cigarettes - Warning does not result in instant sex - $7.99 (20)

Sobrine Black Russian - A black Cigarette with distinct liquorice flavour - $5.99 (20)

Ziganov Colours - Multi-coloured cigarettes - $5.99 (20)

Cigars

Balmoral Coronas Light - 6" x 42 - $30.99 (5)

CAO Italia Novella Medium - 4½" x 46 - $149.99 (25)

Davidoff No. 1 - 7½" x 38 Laguito No. 1, a long panetela - $54.99 (12)

Davidoff Tubo - 6" x 38 Laguito No. 2, a panetela - $ 44.99 (12)

Davidoff Château Lafite - 4½" x 40 Franciscano, a tres petit corona - $49.99 (12)

Don Antonio Robusto Medium to Full - 5¼" x 50 - $59.99 (10)

Montecristo Grand Edmundo - 5½" x 52 - $149.99 (10)

NUB Light to Medium - 4" x 56 - $129.99 (24)

Private Stock Panatela Light - 6" x 48 - $19.99 (4)

Private Stock Tubos No.2 Light - 6" x 48 - $19.99 (3)

Private Stock Tubos No.3 Light - 6" x 48 - $19.99 (3)

Quorum Little Q's Medium - 4" x 38 - $29.99 (5)

Rocky Patelle Vintage Medium - 7" x 48 - $199.99 (10)

Winston Churchill Blenheim Light - 7" x 48 - $99.99 (4)

Winston Churchill Chequers Light - 7" x 48 - $44.99 (4)

Winston Churchill Marrakesh Medium - 7" x 48 - $99.99 (4)

Zino Platinum Chubby Robusto Medium - 5" x 54 - $99.99 (10)

Zino Grand Master Tubo Strong - 5¼" x 54 - $59.99 (3)

Zino Crown Series Barrel Strong - 5¼" x 54 - $99.99 (3)

Speciality Cigars

Cohiba Piramides 2006 Limited Edition - 6" x 52 - $399.99 (10)

Davidoff 80 Aniversario - 9¼" x 47 Gran Corona, a giant or presidente - $299.99 (6)

La Gloria Cubana Gloriosos - 6" x 50 - $199.99 (10)

Montecristo Sublimes Limited Edition 2008 - 6½" x 54 - $399.99 (10)

Introduction to Havanas Sampler No.2 - 15 Differing Cigars so you can find your taste - £199.99

Cuban Cigars

Bolivar Royals Corona's Full - 1¼" x 20, worlds smallest cuban cigar - $249.99 (10)

Fonseca Coscatos Light - 5" x 42 - $199.99 (25)

Juan Lopez Corona Medium - 6" x 52 - $99.99 (10)

Juan Lopez Suprima Full - 6" x 52 - $169.99 (16)

Partagas Serie D No.4 Full - 4½" x 50 - $199.99 (25)

Partagas Serie D No.2 Full - 4½" x 50 - $249.99 (25)

Saint Luis Rey Coronas Medium - 5½" x 42 - $199.99 (25)

Saint Luis Rey Churchills Full - 5½" x 42 - $299.99 (25)

Vegas Robaina Familiares Medium - 5½" x 42 - $199.99 (25)

Vegas Robaina Unicos Medium - 5½" x 42 - $299.99 (25)

Vegas Robaina Clasicos Full - 6½" x 42 - $299.99 (25)

Tobacco

American Spirit Hand Rolling / Pipe Tobacco - 50g $12.99

Davidoff Red Hand Rolling / Pipe Tobacco - 50g $15.99

Drum Hand Rolling / Pipe Tobacco - 50g $13.99

Golden Virginia Hand Rolling / Pipe Tobacco - 12.5g $2.99, 50g $12.99

Peterson Hand Rolling / Pipe Tobacco - 50g $10.99

Humidors

Altidore Humidor - Matt Black Finished, Holds approximatly 25 Cigars - $69.99

Che Guevara Humidor - Yellow finish with Black Stencil of Che Guevara, Holds Approximatly 50 Cigars - $199.99

Cherrywood Humidor - Red Cherrywood gloss finish, Hold approximatly 50 Cigars - $99.99

Detroit Crime Regime Humidor - High quality Rosewood Humidor, Holds approximatly 40 Cigars $399.99 (Family Discount)

Michigan Madness Humidor - 72" tall, 24" wide and 12" deep, This Humidor has a glass front to show off your collection, Holds approximatly 2000 Cigars - $699.99

Specialities

Oliver Twist Classics - Tobacco Pellets - $29.99 (6)

Blue, Green, Red, Black, Gold or Silver Rolling Papers - Small 19c - Large 39c

Cigar Repair glue - if you cant afford to wase your cigars - $2.99

Accesories

Black Granite Cigar rest - rest your cigar on here to save burn marks in your desk - $69.99

Agarwood Cigar rest - rest your cigar on here to save burn marks in your desk - $69.99

Gold Palted Cigar rest - rest your cigar on here to save burn marks in your desk - $69.99

Two Blade Cigar Cutter - $4.99

Classic Stainless Steel Cigar Cutter - $2.99

Gold Cigar Cutter - $49.99

Swarovski crystal encrusted cigar cutter - $39.99

Diamond encrusted Cigar cutter - 48 single diamonds encrusted to the edge of the cigar cutter, $899.99

Personalised Cigar Cutter - Enscription customised to your design - $59.99

Personalised Cigar Tube - A single Tungsten tube, enscription personalised to your taste, to carry a single cigar in your pocket - $59.99

Personalised Zippo Style Lighter - enscription personalised to your taste - $29.99

Detroit Zippo Style Lighter - $29.99

Gold Zippo Style Lighter - $29.99

St Dumpont Style Gold Cigar Burner - $99.99

Diamond topped St Dumpont Style Silver plated Cigar Burner - $399.99

LE Grande Cigar
Its wrapper was a piece of the original US Constitution. It was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her "wild years" and was buried with George Burns until grave robbing space mushrooms stole it.
*Not For Sale*

Please note all prices are fictional and i do not require real payment, thankyou

SINGERROURKE is not the smoking type but he thought he would come in and try a cigar at the cigar bar that Anoxia had opened up. SINGERROURKE looks around and smiles as Anoxia is cleaning up the already cleaned place. SINGERROURKE walks up behind him trying to scare him.

FREEZE BUSTER!

Anoxia drops the broom and puts his hands in the air. SINGERROURKE begins to laugh and looks at the cigars picking them up and smelling them.

I must say brother Anoxia, i havent seen a better place set up in a business district than yours. You really seemed to have out done yourself here. Im going to take a seat right here while i think about which cigar i want to have. You do sell them in gift boxes right? Or just as individuals?

Anoxia returns to his chair to sit down

"One of these days, FBN Agent Joe Melizzano is going to come in here, and im going to tell him to f*ck off thinking it is you! ive got some very fine cuban cigars here, ive got to have Melizzano on my side, if you get what i mean."

For you brother I would reccomend a light flavoured cigar, nothing with too high a gague, i think that would be perfect.

Anoxia stands up and walks over to a shelf, picks up a packet of Balmoral Coronas Light, he can tell from Singers expression the red paper packaging isnt what he was expecting. Anoxia walks over to the Cabinet, kneels down and rumages about.

Anoxia returns to Singer and presents to him a cedarwood box, with ivory edging. Inside the box are 25 Winston Churchill No.10's, a fine cigar

"I dont stock these to sell, there are one of the best light Cigars out there, a 42 gague and 5" long should look good for you. I finally sorted that old kitchen out back, why dont you go and have a sit down? Possibly put a bit of Bing Crosby on? if thats who you are into?"

:Kramer enters with several short, dark-skinned men in tow:

Greetings, anoxia!  Here are the Cubans that we spoke about yesterday.  Where would you like them to put their stuff?

:Without waiting for a response, Kramer shouts some gibberish at the men, who scramble quickly in the back room with their duffel bags:

A while ago, after smoking a box of Cuban cigars, I acquired a taste for their flavor.  It was difficult to find a steady source, so I decided to import some means of production.  I hope you've got some cots for these guys.

They've been in my employ for a while, now.  My gift to you, as a grand opening present.  They'll work well.  Just keep them busy.  And don't let them read any of that Marxist propoganda.  They really take to that stuff.  The worker's revolution and all.  And when there's no work, and the people get restless, who do you think they come after? (:pointing to himself, his voice becomes shrill) El Presidente!

:Kramer stands tall, desperately hoping that anoxia will not realize that he's been presented with Dominicans in Cuban clothing:

Anoxia walks up to the several short, dark-skinnes men, with no idea they are dominican

"So have you got the cubans?"

"We are the cubans", replies the one at the front

Anoxia turns to Cosmo "they are real cubans! They are human beings from cuba???"

"Yeah they are cubans" replies Cosmo_kramer, "what did you think i meant?"

"Cuban cigars!!!"

"But anoxia, cuban cigars are illegal in this country"

"I know Cosmo, thats why i keep Melizzano on my side, what am I supposed to do this these guys?!!?...

I thank you for your grand present cosmo but i cant afford to keep these guys" anoxia turns to the cubans "unless you can work for $5 a day?"

The Cubans nod whilst slipping cigars into their pockets without anoxia realising

"ok then, ive got a shipment coming in from LV, can you go there and make sure evrything runs smoothly?"

The cubans leave, taking their wage upfront, yet anoxia doesn not know they will steal the cigars and never be seen again.

SINGERROURKE cuts off the end of the Cigar and lights it up. He begins to smile as this would actually be his first cigar. He was kind of happy that he was about to try one here at Anoxias Cigar place. The fire went straight into the cigar and the smoke was now coming out. SINGERROURKE too the cigar and placed it into his mouth. He puffed and puffed and laughed. It was Crazy thinking he was actually smoking a cigar. He thought he never would.

Anoxia i dont know if it is good or bad but i think it tastes good. Now what kind of Cigar is this again?

SINGERROURKE looks around to try to find a name for the cigar but he couldnt seem to find what kind it was. His last option was to ask anoxia which he had already just done.

Anoxia shows SINGERROURKE the cigar box

SINGERROURKE, i do believe you have a Balmoral Coronas Light - 6" x 42 there, is it to your taste?

Have you seen Le Grande Royal Cigar? its a beauty isnt it?

Driving through the Motor City, Paddy was going around town handling business. He had just lit up a cigarette, his last of what he had on him. He had caught anoxia’s announcement about the new shop he had opened, and decided to pay a visit instead of going to a gas station. He wanted to pick up a few extra things for himself as well. He began heading towards the business district of Detroit, and within 10 minutes had found the tobacco shop. He parked in the parking lot and made his way inside. He spotted anoxia and gave a friendly nod that was accompanied with a smile.

How ya doin anoxia? Nice to see ya.

He said as he looked at the selection that anoxia had.

I’ll take 50 grams of American Spirit and some rolling papers. I’d also like 25 of your Vegas Robaina Clasicos Full Cubans please.

Passing through on business,-stormy- realised he was very short of his favorite tobacco.

Noticing the shop he told the cabbie to stop and wait for him.

As soon as he walked in he could smell the lovely scent of tobacco and cigars which enveloped him.

" I would like 5 pack of Golden Virginia hand rolling tobacco please". he places some notes on the counter and waits for his order to be filled.

Anxoia welcomes Paddy_The_Wacker to his shop, passing him his tabacco and rolling papers

"I will just be a seconds with your cigars" Anoxia says as he walks into the back.

Anoxia returns holding a white wooden box, written in brown on the top is 'Robaina' , "These cubans are nothing but excellent, their medium to full flavour fills the mouth with excitement as you smoke them, This smoke is smooth, creamy, with hints of cuban spice and cocoa".

"Is that all you need?" enquires anoxia

as Paddy hands over the money, anoxia passes back to him a Two Blade Cigar Cutter, "have this on me, just incase you dont own one"

Standing up form his bar stool, anoxia reaches for the Goldern Virginia tabacco, "sorry did you want a 50g bag or 5 x 50g bags? How about this, we call is $50 for 5 packs? That will last you a while"

Taking -stormys- money, anoxia returns the change and picks up a silver tube, that was standing next to the register, and passes it to -stormy- the tube reads 'Private Stock Tubos No.2'

"Here try this, if you like it, why dont you come back and try another?, or you can go and relax in the room in the back while you smoke it? I will pay for the taxi to wait for you?"

Anoxia shows -stormy- towards the sitting area with the large comfy leather sofas.

Paddy grabs the cigar cutter and begins to eye it. What a nifty little thing, he thinks to himself. He smiles and turns back to anoxia.

Thank you sir. I appreciate this gift, you should stop by my bar sometime. I can give you a few drinks on the house.

Paddy began to turn to leave, but a thought suddenly occured to him. He stopped and then turned back to face anoxia behind the counter.

On second thought the family's been having quite a few celebrations lately and I'm all out of extra cigars. These Cubans are for me, I can't get enough of em. What cigar would you recommend as a gift to a newly promoted person?

Paddy reached into the box of cigars and pulled out one of the expensive cigars before he put his new stash of tobacco items into a bag. He pulled out his lighter from his pants pocket. He flipped it open and flicked the flint wheel. He put the flame to the end of the raw tobacco and began puffing to get it lit. As the cigar caught, he flipped the zippo closed and put it into his pocket. He then took a nice drag off of the cigar and let the smoke filter out through his nose, waiting for anoxia's reply.

Stroking his stubble, anoxia ponders over Paddy's question

"Well if its cigars you want, then i would only reccomend the Introduction to Havanas Sampler No.2, these are boxes of 15 Differing Cigars so you will accompany for a wide variety of tastes. However if it is cubans you want i would reccoment one of the Partagas Serie D, even though these are a full blend, tey are not the strongest, i have both the No2 and the No4 in stock."

Waiting for Paddy's answer, anoxia walks over to the glass cabinet that contains Le Grande cigar, "isnt that cigar just a beauty, my friend from New york managed to get me that" anoxia raises one eyebrow as he has a thought

"On another thought, i heard off that same friend about Mitchell's Mixed Selection of 25 cuban cigars", He walks over to the counter and rumages through some papers, a few second later he shows you a piece of paper. This selection box contains 5 Montecristo no 2, 5 Vegas Robaina Unicos, 5 Cuaba Distinguidos, ,5 Partagas Serie P no 2 and 5 Diplomaticos no 2. I can probably get them to you by thursday, if you are interested. However i have never tried these so cannot explain their flavour to you."

You look at the note and read a number at the bottom, the price is $350, that certaintly is expensiver for cigars.

"anoxia, my good friend, i need some things form your shop, can i have Detroit Crime Regime Humidor, Gold Cigar Cutter, Personalised Cigar Tube, Detroit Zippo Style Lighter and two boxes of Saint Luis Rey Coronas Medium"

Magnetic man pinches a cigar form next to the till and sits down in the smoking room

Paddy listens intently as anoxia began to show him around. He observed everything and nodded after anoxia would pause to show he was listening. He took a drag off of his cigar, still pondering what he would do. As he exhaled a deep breath full of smoke, he began to speak.

Well my dear friend, money is no issue. No issue at all.

Paddy laughs as he takes another deep puff from his cigar. He holds it up and looks at it, letting the smoke pour through his nose as he spoke.

This is one fine cigar.

Paddy put the cigar back into his mouth, quickly getting back on track.

But as for this tough decision you’ve given me… Hm…

Paddy ponders, taking another drag off of his cigar.

I’ll take the Havanas Sampler and the Mitchell’s Mixed Selection. I think that should do.

Paddy smiles, taking another deep drag off of his cigar, waiting for another exchange with anoxia before he would go back to his business in the streets of Detroit.

Anoxia smiles at Paddy, reaching out to shake his hand. "Its a pleasure to do buisness with you sir, i will bring those cigars to Paddy's Bar in Chicago for you.

Noticing MagneticMan steal a cigar and sit down, anoxia whistles at MagneticMan "Hey, MagneticMan, get your lazy arse up and go and see Big John, tell him i want 5 cases of the Mitchell’s Mixed Selection, asap!"

Turning back to Paddy, anoxia hands him a buisness card "Hey if those cigars go down well, dont forget to tell your family where you got them from"

MagneticMan is still sat in teh chair smoking his cigar

"Hey, Lazy i said go to Big John and get that stuff for me, i wont get you what you want untill you do!"

Watching MagneticMan stroll out in a huff, anoxia and Paddy laugh to themselves

"Dont worry about the kid, i introduced him to these streets, he owes me"

As he casually makes his way down the Business District of Detroit on his way to his next job, Timothy notices the faint aroma of fine tobacco in the air.  He finds the quality quite remarkable and can't help but find himself following his nose to a quaint, inviting shop on the street.  Looking inside, he sees a variety of cigarettes and cigars imported from all over the world and the shop-keeper, busy with many customers.  

Looks like I've found a great place to stock up.  Timothy says to himself as he opens the door, enters the shop and approaches the shop-keeper. 

Good evening! Timothy boasts in a friendly Russian accent. I was just walking down the street and could not help but notice your shop.  It is hard to find such high caliber of tobacco on these shores and I was wondering if, by chance you imported Sobranie cigarettes from Russia.  My favorite brand, reminds my of old country.

SyrupWaffle wasn't addicted, she just enjoyed a cigarette every now and then… like every 20 minutes or so. She could quit anytime she liked, same with the alcohol. Marcus once made a remark at her that she drank too much, oh boy, she totally disagreed. It's perfectly understandable that a woman in the position of Right Hand Woman drinks on a regular basis. Not much, don't get me wrong… More like one or two bottles a night. See nothing to worry about, I'm still functioning. Well, functioning till like 11pm'ish. I mean I would appreciate a heads up if a late night job is considered or else I'd just be the company of the get away driver… Anyway you get my drift no?

Right, so now that's all out in the open, let me have a look at this wonderfull store! Quite the collection of "addictions" you have here Anoxia, I'm impressed! Tax wise I think you're cheaper to than Chicago. I must stop by here more often to by myself some units, erm I mean packages of cigarettes. I'm especially pleased to see you have Gauloises Blondes in your assortment. It's been quite a while since I smoked those and I absolutely love them. Their origin is from France isn't it? I do hope you have the blue package as the red package isn't really my thing. I like my cigarettes well strong.

In Itally those Gauloises Blondes where easy to get, I got packages a day of them, but living in The United States of America I often have to settle for cigarettes that are not quite as good. Unfortunately. But never mind that, I'll take 5 cartons of Gauloises please. Could you gift wrap one of them please? I seem to have ended up in a discussion with Marcus about this particular brand, his opinion is that Marlboro reds are the same strength as the Gauloises Blondes. Maybe if I get him a full carton I can prove him wrong for once and for all. It's the same as with SpuffWaffle claiming English mayonnaise is better than Dutch mayonnaise, these men just don't know how to appreciate good quality.

I'm getting carried away, my sincere apologies. I see you've got quite some fancy lighters there. I'd like to order a Gold Zippo Style Lighter and a Personalized Zippo Style Light. The encryption should read "Love, SyrupWaffle". Actually, make that two personalized lighters, I would like to give godfather Roman one also. Could you encrypt that one with " Dutch Fire " . I'm sure he'll appreciate that!

Thank you kindly for having this wonderfull store, I shall come back to visit it more often. Words can not express how delighted I am to see you have Gauloises Blondes.

Turning his back from organising the shelves, Anoxia greets Timothy_Petrov. he is amazed by Timothy's accent, he has never heard the accent before, it is stern yet friendly. Listenring to Timothy's question, Anoxia holds his hand up, signalling for timothy to wait just one minute. With this, Anoxia ducks down underneath the counter, where you can hear him knocking things over and dropping heavy books. Before long Anoxia stands back up placing a large book on the counter.

"I presume you will be wanting the Black Russian Sobrine cigarettes? do stock these as you can see here" Anoxia points over to the cigarette stand. "However i can also get the Black and Gold Sobrine, or the Cocktail sobrine from my guys in England if you want? This is because Sobrine Cigarettes are actuly made in England, then exported to Russia, and to me here!"

Anoxia notices a beautiful woman enter "Timothy, why dont you have a look at the cigarettes i already have, If the Black Russin is what you are looking for, try it out in the smoking room before you buy it."

Walking over to greet Syrupwaffle, anoxia puts out his hand with a big smile on his face. "Welcome to my shop, its so nice to see you here," Listerning to what SyrupWaffle wanted, Anoxia proceeds to answer her questions.

"Yes indeed Glauses Blondes are made in France, you certaintly know your tobacco, but did you know they get their tobacco from Syria and Turkey? Thats why they smell so differently from the other Cigarettes. Infact one of my favourite brands, i have the blue on the shelf over there, is that ok?" Anoxia Chuckles to himself about SyrupWaffles food talk. "Well with myself being from England originally, i say you cant get better mayonaise than what we had back in England, anyway i will get your Cigarettes"

Anoxia grabs a five pack of Gauloises Blondes, and a single pack "I'll tell you what, i will give you the gift wrapped packet for free, seeming as its your first time here"

Wrapping up the single packet, in a satin red paper, anoxia uses a little sticker with "Anoxia's Addictions" on it to hold the folds togerther. He lifts up the Glass counter, which seems quite heavy, to pull out a Gold Plated Zippo Lighter. "I only stock one of these at once because they get stolen all the time." Noting down what SyrupWaffle wants enscribing anoxia hands the note to a man in the back. "I will have those enscriptions ready for you in about 3 hours, i hope that is ok? So for now its the 6 packets of Glauses and the Gold Lighter, is there anywhere i can find you to drop off the enscripted lighters? I will travel to your buisness if you have one? Or will you come back here?"

Amelie strolls into the doorway of the shop, taking in the smokey aroma that has clouded the air. Smoothing her blue dress, she walks in the shop. She catches Anoxia's eye and smiles.

Salut, Anoxia! Ça va?

She walks to the counter and runs her delicate fingers over the glass display.

I'm always looking for something with flavour. What do you suggest?