self healing sounds good (thanks Crispins), I'd say Piccolo style from Dragonball

opening portals for fast travel (teleport sounds good too but with portals you can take others with you. Also it's cooler)

third one probably telekinesis

Healing ability, manipulating others emotions, making females horny

The ability to do anything, like an omnipresent god. ==> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutely_Anything

The ability to make pocket dimensions to make simulations to test if the stuff I say backfires or not.

The ability to get a "are you sure you want to do this" pop-up ad VR style that only I can see, and what the good and bad things will result from my action. 

Ability to Teleport, fly and read people's minds.

The ability to sneeze on command but only can be used once an day.

Being bullet proof on the 7th bullet shot at you.

The ability to create more personal debt simply by blinking.

For me it would be 1- invisibility 2- flying 3-super strength

The ability to be able to eat as much as i can without putting on any weight.

to be able to walk into any bar and get free drinks.

And the ability to never die.

if i had all those things life would be heavenly.

I will go for precognition, mind reading, and time travel :)

some good answers, I'm impressed

Patience

Joy

Speed

Those 3 in right combo is unbeatable

knowledge, patience, accuracy, speed, and less not forget endurance.  

Foolish

Idiotic

Weirdness

3 good thinks in here

Ability 1: Telekinesis

Ability 2: Teleportation

Ability 3: Technokinesis

So many things that can be done with those 3 Ts.

The ability to control time, the power of invisibility, and telepathic abilities.

I just imagine theres nothing I couldn't do with those 3 skills.

Limitless Self-Controlled Shapeshifting: If you can be anything, fictional or not, you can do anything.

Self-Controlled Telepathy: If I know what someone is thinking, I can react appropriately. This would be great for helping friends and hindering foes.

Being a Silvertongue (Inkheart), But Self-Controlled: This would allow me to actually bring my written work to life, something I've always wanted to do.

create a earthquake

control the weather

summon a meteor

invincibility, immortality and flight and you are all set