Thank you for tuning into JAB Radio 104.1 with me, APerfectCircle, as your host. This evenings show is going to be packed with entertainment. Please stay tuned to see what's happening...

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Welcome back to JAB Radio 104.1! I've been up since 5 am, went for a morning jog as my girlfriend _Anna told me, on Valentines Day none the less that I'm still holding on to a little bit of Christmas weight, a few more of these outings and I should be right as rain! Speaking of Valentines...

The Valentines Day Massacre! I had to run away from all the action when I seen some fella named _I'llEatYourHeadBugs_ chasing me from city to city... We had Johnny_Ray following all the action and he's here with me right now to get down to the nitty gritty of it all...

Thank You APC. It was a bloody and crazy Saturday thats for sure. Families...Districts...and even whole cities were burned. But we at JAB 104.1 FM have all the inside scoop. 

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After all the dust settled and bullets stopped we have Giovanni_Ferrari claiming the top spot. *plays clapping clip* Congratulations we also have inside sources saying Giovanni was orchestrating a team throughout the competition is it true? I'm betting it isn't fake news. We also had Cactus, Rick, SirGodrikz & Sinfest rounding out the top ten. Also had the top 5 crews as a total Giovanni_Ferrari took #1 of course *Laughs a bit* Ricks Dimension C-137 Inc lands at #2. Michael Scott Paper Company and ConstanceBonacieux took 3rd and Fourth. And Tiny_Tim and The United Nations rounded out the Top 5 Crews. As usual we here at JAB 14.1FM will keep you updated on all things MR related. Back to you APC...

What a guy Giovanni_Ferrari! The purge has made him a very wealthy man indeed and I'm struggling to afford new tyres for my Bugatti I must introduce myself... It's good to see that everyone took part and had an amazing day. I had hit the local alcoholic establishment the night before and couldn't attend the whole event due to self inflicted sickness, how sad!

It's now time for BELT OUT A TUNE! Yes everyone it's that time for one of our lucky listeners to be randomly selected and sing their little hearts out. Earlier we phoned a random number and this is how it went down...

APerfectCircle

Congratulations BobRoss you have been randomly selected to sing a song for the best new radio station the country has to offer. You will be recorded and played on our Belt Out A Tune portion of the show for all of our beautiful listeners. If your voice is as good as your painting we will be on to winner! So please BobRoss belt out a tune!..

BobRoss

"Oh, hell yeah. "

Bob clears his throat.
"B-Believe. B-Believe.
Everyday's a good day when you paint.
B-Believe. B-Believe.
It'll bring a lot of good thoughts, to your heart!
... Let's build a happy little cloud... This build a happy ltitle tree... "

Bob quickly shakes his head, clearing his throat, "A little something like that, my friend?" He grins.

APerfectCircle

That was beautiful BobRoss! I hope you enjoyed your experience and here is a little gift from us to you.

Feb 20, 21:55:22

Your accountant has made payment of $50,000 to BobRoss.

Did you enjoy your experience on Belt Out A Tune?

BobRoss

"Full of joy, host. Thank you so much. Keep doing what you enjoy, everyone!"

APerfectCircle

What a great guy! Maybe I should of asked him to paint me a little tree to frame and put on my desk.

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 It's that time of the day! Time for our local weather man to tell us, well, how the weather is, was and will be!

Over to you BobbyLashley, how was the weather for The Valentines Day purge and how are we looking for the future?

100 degrees over the next few days? I just watched MustachePete shovel snow out the front of his house. I think BobbyLashley must be on a weeks vacation again... 

In other news we have LondonHolmes talking about dismembering toes and taping pieces of meat to the ceiling and leaving it to hang there for a week; Luis_Patangeli is surprising people with unexpected visits; Tutte will soon gather his dog-gang to talk more about what they will do next and Fleur could be heard reciting this poem...

Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.

You got a business you want shouted out all over this beautiful country? Here at JAB 104.1 we can do that for you. Just contact one of the team APerfectCircle, BobbyLashley or Johnny_Ray and we can sort you out. It doesn't even have to be a business, maybe you just want to talk about your dog or send someone birthday wishes. We don't mind just contact us to get your message across. 

Thank you all for tuning in to JAB Radio 104.1 and we will now be taking calls through. Our 10th caller (Post) will receive a prize.

If you would like to join our team of hosts please contact the main office desk and ask APerfectCircle for an interview.