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Underdog leaves New York?


Ladies and gentleman it is true. Underdog is leaving New York to help grow the great city of brotherhood. Underdog is one of the greatest leaders of our day so to see him prosper in this way is astounding. I find that the real story is not that Underdog has left New York rather That TheDean has given his closest person to a city that needed help. The true story is that TheDean handed over his right hand man to davy jones. A true brother. I stand in awe of this move.


The Action League...NOW!!!


The great Chicago is once more creating some noise. Right now there is a new leader in town who goes by the name of Mcdermott. I cant say i am more pleased that this man recieved the honor. Anyone who has worked in chicago knows that a promotion of anykind is never a handout and to earn this position i can only imagine the good that will come from this. Congrats to you Mcdermott.


Michael Fiorenzo


Once in a great while you come across a man who can write down an idea and present it infront of everyone with courage not stupidity. Michael Fiorenzo has done just that. With his thought he has put the question to mind, HAVE WE GONE SOFT? I think it is a question we can all consider from time to time. If there is a response to his question be sure to tell him what you think.


Mr. Satanic a good guy?


A young man has come out to the streets asking one great question. Do i have to join a family? He claims to be a good guy not wanting to be a part of this mafioso life, however his name implies quite the opposite. People have responded with their own opinions and everyone watches as now this poor kid lies in blood. Wait...he committed suicide? Weak. Oh well i guess thats not that great of a story.


A war happened?!


Two weeks ago Las Vegas attacked L.A. Did anyone notice? I didnt to be completely honest. So appearantly Vegas killed off two members of L.A. So they retaliated and had Vegas destroyed. Does this mean that L.A. Now controls Vegas? hmmm i wonder.

The Interview.


Below is an interview that was recorded infront of a live audience in Chicago.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: So here is a segment of an interview from our dear Jack Sparrow. Ladies and Gentleman please welcome him.


JackSparrow: walks over to HECTOR-BAUTISTA shaking his hand Hey! Thanks for having me here


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Hey its completely my honor friend. Sit down would you like some water?


JackSparrow: Water? Surely you mean Rum?


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Well, luckily i have brought some. I was told you enjoy rum is this true?


JackSparrow: Aye, i have been known to have the odd swig of rum, i cant get enough of the stuff


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Now i have a few friends in philadelphia, they say that jack sparrow takes on a new persona when he begins to drink can you tell us more about this?


JackSparrow: Well, i must say, the rumdefinatly brings out the Pirate in me, i can be quite a normal guy in the morning, but come nightfall I'm the crazy pirate that makes no sense. I must admit sometimes i cant remeber doing things, and i have made quite a name for myself, not always for the best reasons.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Yes it does sound like you have a good time. In fact i was in your bar the other day! It was such a party in there and everyone was having a ball. Whats your secret to having so many people go in?


JackSparrow: I love my tavern, I spend alot of my time in there. I meet alot of people in the coffee shops and tell them to stop by, and they usualy do. Recently i was visited by a couple of hores, it resulted in me showing off my weapon, i think Kamakazie was impressed with its size.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: oh kamakazie huh? Now we heared you had something for a few of the ladies is she one of them?


JackSparrow: Haha, there possibly be a few woman in my life, but its strictly all fun. I'm sure if you ask Kamakazie what she thinks about me, she will tell you that I'm gay, she caught me in a gay bar in New Orleans and hasnt let it go since! But i assure you, its only the Ladies I'm interested in


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: laughs for a moment then refocuses his attention to the interview.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Now what do you think about underdog coming into philly?


JackSparrow: Ive heard good things of Underdog, I haven't spoken to him much yet but i am excited to see what he can bring to Philly, I look forward to working with him.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: oh well underdog is a living legend no doubt. Everyone is excited to see what he will bring but currently im wondering what will you bring? Your bloodline is astonishing Jack and anyone that knows the history of it is simply amazed with your ancestor who has been in this thing of ours. Tell us is there a repeat of what he has accomplished?


JackSparrow: Both of our relatives worked closely together, its a shame their reign was cut short, they were both good men. I always give 110%, ask anyone who knows me and i am sure they will agree. Hopefuly one day we will see me following in my fathers footsteps, however for now i am perfectly happy where I am, I've got a great family and im really happy here.


HECTOR-BAUTISTA: Captain Jack Sparrow i must say... I am simply amazed with how humble you are. You are a man of greatness that i await the day for the world to see.
Thankyou for coming on the show Ladies and gents Jack the captain Sparrow! Hector Bautista Applauds Jack Sparrow


JackSparrow: shakes HECTOR-BAUTISTA's hand once more, waving to the audience, he spots a beautiful woman, and signs for her to call him

The Suit of the Week


Here we present the person with the greatest suit of the week.


The Italian Spiderman!



Italian Spiderman you pleased us with your ability to speak both English and Italian. You hold a black thing in your right hand that we are still unsure of what it is but none the less you come out here and have made the day of one of the editors for that we thankyou.





Business of the week


The Business of the week is probably the most well known in all of philadelphia. It is ran by none other than Captain Jack Sparrow. The moment you walk into this place you are overwelmed with the feeling of celebration. To Captain Jack Sparrow on his achievement of The Faithful Bride Tavern. Come to drink away your sorrows, meet new people extend your contacts or just celebrate the beginning era of the new crew leader in philly Underdog.


The second business of the week is in the heart of Las Vegas. It comes from a philadelphia owner as well. Paschina is the owner of this resort. It holds probably everything you could ever wish to have inside of this mansion of a place. From tennis courts to basketball courts you can come and enjoy your stay here. PASCHS is the name of the place so go visit it.





DAVY JONES OR CHARLIE CROCKER?


Its quite interesting to see two great leaders on the verge of becomming the next godfather. If you wish to take a gamble and say who you believe will be the next Godfather you can win 150 thousand dollars. The first person to answer correctly will win the money. One answer per person and the answer must be submitted in the response to the thread.

The Editors Rant


SUICIDES by:Hector Bautista


Today i cant help but sit down and think of all the suicides that have occured. I wonder what the point of it really is. From those that commit suicide that are in a family to those that dont even give a chance to be someone. It makes no sense to commit suicide. The other day i was speaking with a man who was telling me about his fathers suicidal action that he had commited. I thought for a while then asked him why his father did it. "He didnt belong with the family."


What the hell does that mean? Dosent belong with the family? So the guy goes off and shoots himself for not belonging inside of a family? I think this is rediculous. Not only is it frustrating and irritating it just makes no sense. If you enjoy death so much that you plan to kill yourself you need medical treatment. I dont know what it is ladies and gentleman that makes a man want to kill himself but i do know that if its that big of a problem why dont you simply ask for a shot to the head by your own Crew leader? At least that way your sons and daughters wont be spat upon.


Countless ways exist in order to better your lives. I think thats why so many people go out the cowards way is because they do not know how to cope with it. If you need an idea of what to do instead of killing yourself ill help you:


Shoot Missing In actives
Shoot Registered in actives
Create a giant deabate about something within this thing of ours
Talk to someone.
Open up or visit a business.

If your excuse is that your family is boring well then be the one to change that. Do not sit back and wait for things to be handed out to you. You have to take it for yourself. Take Godfather TheDean as a prime example, He took new york. If all else fails and you cant figure out what to do then inform your crew leader so at least someone can train there gun. Dont be pathetic.

This was the first edition of The Comment. If you wish to take part in writing your own article, promoting your business, or giving a shout out to a friend or crew leader message the editor. Everything is free of charge and we just ask that you enjoy yourselves. If you wish to see some kind of article inside of The Comment but do not want to write it message the editor.
Special thanks: KatieMurdock, Richard Wad, Jack Sparrow and those who commit suicide. Without you all i couldnt have done todays paper.

A great first addition I must say. Though I think each topic could be a bit more than three sentences each? Good read altogether.

As for the Las Vegas/Los Angeles matter...The war(If it can even be called that? In my opinion it was just a huge fail on Vegas' half, not to mention a highly irrisponsible and as some put it stupid act, and total complete ownage behalf of Don Croker.) may have been short, but to ask who noticed or not would just be an insult to the highly respected mafiosi who died. May God rest their souls.

Two weeks ago Las Vegas attacked L.A. Did anyone notice? I didnt to be completely honest. So appearantly Vegas killed off two members of L.A. So they retaliated and had Vegas destroyed. Does this mean that L.A. Now controls Vegas? hmmm i wonder.

I sure as hell noticed. My mother was one of those two members. She was also Charlie's Right Hand Woman. The members of both LA families noticed the loss of two of their hardest working and most loyal members. Others noticed as well.... They noticed enough to help LA fend off this attack. Charlie even made a speech about it and explained we in LA want no claim to Vegas... I'll even draw you a map.

She takes out a slip of paper from her handbag and scribbles a map to the corner Charlie stood on

Zee Discussion

Fact checking makes for an accurate and informative paper. A good first effort, but maybe you could put a little more effort into the actual facts?

I stand corrected... Instead of writing an actual story you referred readers to the original discussion... Erm.. Ok....

So is this a paper or a directory?

JackSparrow is walking down the street, taking the woman he saw at the interview out on a date, when he sees 'The Comment' being sold and picks up a copy.

"Wow, buisness of the week winner, I love it, perhaps i should branch out my buisness to share the love"

Looking at the beautiful woman accompanying him, she look bored, so Jack continues on his way to the restaraunt, he must remember to meet up with Hector some time soon.

Pablo, having a break from the daily grind, picks up a copy of The Comment

"Hey nice little paper you have here HECTOR-BAUTISTA. All the weeks news and goings on in one handy publication, I like it.

Next Godfather....hmm tough one, I'll punt for Mr DavyJones.

Decent enough paper to kill a few moments. Shame the writer is dead, I was interested to see if he could improve with his second issue.

I really think I should have been suit of the week. Just look at me, so cute with all the sleeping and the little ciggarette...

As for your question on next godfather...neither...Congrats Godfather Marcus!

wow! thank you for promoting my business here i really appreciate it. 

A very well done first edition to what hopefully transpires into something long lasting. I'm a fan of the papers, much like the women are of Dick.

Richard lights his blunt and skips back to his Bakery

Ari just got back from overseas , reading The Comment that spread out on the street

Woo woo, what's this!?!?! Jack Sparrow had an interview without Consulting it with me!?! he's gonna pay for this! I'm his Agent FFS.

Mandalore folds the paper back up. Tapping his helmet.

"Very interesting piece of work here. I hope to see more!"