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The debt | Started by: kong on Nov 11, '19 14:05 |
The life of a big city lawyer is always busy, Kong sits in his office, his desk cluttered with letters and legal briefs. His assistant Schaudt sits in his corner as usual, not making to much out of himself. He tosses aside the letters from the self described Lanchester Lawyer for later as he focuses on his most important business and starts writing a letter.
Ohh that reminds me Schaudt. I need you to deliver this note to Mr. VIPCreditsGrin as well regarding the success of his claim against Mr. Destro. He should be down in his office or whatever he calls the accessible restroom at the Coconut Corp building.
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Reply by: kong at Nov 12, '19 07:17 | |
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Kong sights as he looks over at his box of cigars. He could really use one right now but unfortunately his clumsy assistant Schaudt dropped them in a puddle of water and he was not touching them now. He starts typing an answer to the ridiculous claims presented by the disgraced lawyer Neil_Anblomi.
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Reply by: kong at Nov 12, '19 07:45 | |
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Despite the work load things were going quite well for Neil. With all the money he had skimmed of Don NotoriousBIG charging him for postage and what not, he'd been able to purchase a second hand typewriter from a local thrift store about a block down from the soup kitchen. Neil was a bit disappointed that CoconutRandy, but at least there had been absolutely no communication from him, and that was always a bonus. The same, unfortunately, could not be said about the closet dwelling, Shyster who was purporting to be the Lawyer of VIPCreditsGrin, something he most definitely wasn't, a quick check with the Bar association of America had confirmed that. But still the letters kept coming, and they were laughable. How had anyone so poorly educated managed to buy themselves anlaw degree? Neil was minded to write a strongly erm type, he had forgotten he now had a typewritter, so he was minded to type a strongly worded letter to that correspondence college in Organ Cave.
Dear Mr Fag ti, Thank yo for your let r dated 12th Nov ber 1933. I note that you have failed to grasp any of the details I have fur sh d you with in my previous correspondence. Therefore in a fin l attempt to save you face in c rt, allow mr to reiterate the following:
1. My clie t, Mssr NortoriousBIG is not nor has he e er be n associated in any way with the crea n, management, desi n, or impliamen ion of any writing competition ion either singly or in partn ship with anyo e. 2. My cli not os not nor has he ever been fri ds with Mr Zverev, any repre ntat ve or employee of Mr Zverev. 3. The pap two k and invo c s supplied by this office to yo self are those between your client, Mr De t o and Mr Zverev not between my c ent and your cli t.
I insist that you correct your records immediately or that you f le with the co t cl rk to have a court date assigned to this case.
Regards
N A blomi Attorney at Law |
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Reply by: Neil_Anblomi at Nov 12, '19 12:42 | |
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