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| Thanksgiving with WebSpider | Started by: Destro_Whelan on Nov 28, '19 23:12 |
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Hello friends. I’d like to take a moment today to wish a Happy Thanksgiving not only to the good people of the United States, but the whole world. I have so much to be thankful for, despite not knowing who my parents are and being left to fend for myself in this cold, cruel, world. In the spirit of gratefulness and giving, I’d. like to offer up a holiday relief package to a lucky young mobster, specifically the one hanging out next to that creepy WebSpider guy that hangs out on 62nd Street. That mobster happens to be El-Chapo. I will sending him $5,000,000. Happy Thanksgiving. |
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| Your accountant makes note that $5,000,000 has been wired to El-Chapo from your account. The note "Happy Thanksgiving" was included. | |
| Reply by: Destro_Whelan at Nov 28, '19 23:13 | |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Nov 28, '19 23:18 | |
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Destro_Whelan, I am SO touched by your kind act, that I have copied it. Your accountant makes note that $5,000,000 has been wired to El-Chapo from your account. The note "Happy Thanksgiving!" was included. |
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| Reply by: CommissarZverev at Nov 28, '19 23:24 | |
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I don't know what to say, but thank you guys. Its really Appreciated. |
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| Reply by: El-Chapo at Nov 28, '19 23:31 | |
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I am thankful for Tutte for coming out and wishing everyone cheer on this happy holiday. Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Tutte from your account. The note "Thankfulness" was included. |
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| Reply by: Destro_Whelan at Nov 28, '19 23:32 | |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Nov 28, '19 23:34 | |
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I am thankful for Destro_Whelan thanking Tutte, and have instructed my accountant accordingly: Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Tutte from your account. The note "Thankfulness" was included. |
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| Reply by: CommissarZverev at Nov 28, '19 23:35 | |
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You know something, Destro_Whelan? I like what you're doing here. You're making people happy, and that's what we need. Your accountant makes note that $40,000,000 has been wired to Destro_Whelan from your account. The note "Thankfulness" was included. |
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| Reply by: CommissarZverev at Nov 28, '19 23:36 | |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Nov 28, '19 23:37 | |
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| Appreciated, Commissar. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your Russian comrades as well. | |
| Reply by: Destro_Whelan at Nov 28, '19 23:41 | |
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Gentlemen, as the new CEO of Coconut Corp, you must understand that I am not a rich man. My idiot brother CoconutRandy nearly ran this business into the ground, before I put him there myself. However, seeing your generosity on this day of thanks, I feel thankful as well; thankful to be Coconut Larry, the last remaining member of the Coconut clan. And so I will follow suit and offer my own meagre charity to another young member of this seedy underworld that I now call home. Your accountant has made payment of $2,500,000 to Michael-Corleone. The note "Happy Thanksgiving!" was included. |
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| Reply by: CoconutRandy at Nov 29, '19 00:04 | |
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Very generous @CoconutLarry. I’d like to split with you what the Commissar gifted to me for the holiday. Happy Thanksgiving
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| Reply by: Destro_Whelan at Nov 29, '19 00:10 | |
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| I’d like to thank Tutte for his thankfulness. I’d also like to than Destro, and Commish for being co-best friends with me. They tag in and out of the best friend spot, and I’m eternally greatful for it! | |
| Reply by: Ragnarok at Nov 29, '19 00:15 | |
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Hello Destro_Whelan, please, that will not be necessary. I have been raised in dire poverty. Unlike my gluttonous, dimwitted brother CoconutRandy, I shared a food bowl with a terrier for the formative years of my life. I must insist that you send my cut of the Commissar's gift to my friend, Michael-Corleone. |
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| Reply by: CoconutRandy at Nov 29, '19 00:18 | |
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happy thanks giving to you all! |
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| Reply by: Michael-Corleone at Nov 29, '19 00:20 | |
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| Reply by: Tutte at Nov 29, '19 02:28 | |
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Rain's pockets aren't as deep as others but she has her Bodyguard tip those gathered around. Happy Thanksgiving. You have tipped Destro_Whelan the amount of $20,000. . You have tipped Tutte the amount of $20,000. You have tipped El-Chapo the amount of $20,000. You have tipped CommissarZverev the amount of $20,000. You have tipped CoconutRandy the amount of $20,000. You have tipped@Ragnarok the amount of $20,000 You have tipped Michael-Corleone the amount of $20,000 |
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| Reply by: Rain at Nov 29, '19 05:01 | |
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| Reply by: Peter_Parker at Nov 29, '19 11:02 | |
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Marian donned a furry Turkey outfit and waddled into the streets swinging a picnic basket in her hand. Seeing her, a group of children ran towards her expecting a tasty snack. "Happy thanksgiving children. Are you guys hungry, would you like a snack." The children screamed 'yes' in unison. "Alright alright but first how about a story?" she asked them. The children nodded their head. Marian smiled at them, adjusted her outfit, for it was really tight around her chest, and sat on a bench nearby to start her story. "Kids do you remember the story about Easter ? Well this story is a part of the Furry Easter tale" she stated and began the tale.
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The animals thrived in a small strip of land near Jerusalem. They called this place the 'Happy Strip'. The colorful eggs started hatching one by one and soon the land was full of beautiful multi colored birds. The birds and the bunnies co-existed with each other in harmony and many peaceful years passed. Unlike the animals, the humans in the nearby lands never learned to co-exist. They expanded their territories and soon they turned their focus towards the Happy Strip. Neither side was willing to give up control of the strip and soon they were at war with each other. While one side used long bows the other side used burning paper kites to attack each other. The poor animals, caught in between the two warring factions started to perish. Most of the birds fell victim to the deadly arrows and their nests burned to the ground as wayward fiery kites crashed into it. The smoke and deadly gases gave the strip of land a new name and it came to be called the Gaza(gas in local dialect) Strip. Seeing the death and destruction around them, the remaining birds convened a meeting. "We have to leave this land behind," squeaked one. "But where do we go," sang another. Then the elder bird chirped, "There is a boat leaving for the new world. If we can get the bunnies to take our eggs to the boat then there is hope for the next generation. But it will not be easy to navigate through this treacherous terrain. We need help." "Gobble gobble." The birds looked down at the commotion and saw strange looking creatures waddling nearby. Seeing them, the elder bird had an idea. She flew down to the turkeys and begged for help. The turkeys, after much discussion relented and agreed to help the birds on their quest. The bunnies once again prepared for their journey, each carrying an egg with them. As they hopped across the land the arrows started flying. A volley of arrows hurtled towards them and the bunnies stopped and braced themselves for impact. WOOSH. A turkey appeared and spread its tail feather in front of them absorbing the arrows like a shield wall. The bunnies heaved a sigh of relief and continued marching forward with the turkeys providing defense. Soon they reached the shoreline safely but the same could not be said about the turkeys. The arrows and fire had wounded most of them as they clambered into the boats. After weeks at sea the boat reached the land called America. The bunnies hopped out of the boats and scurried to safety. Sadly the turkeys had succumbed to their injuries and the fire had roasted them. The starving pilgrims found the cooked Turkey and thanked the gods for saving them from starvation. Thus began the tradition of Thanksgiving.
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Marian finished her story and opened her picnic basket. She distributed the caramelized turkey to the kids and gave them her best wishes.
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| Reply by: Maid_Marian at Nov 29, '19 11:24 | |
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