A big thank you to the administration and judges, also congratulations to my fellow entrants and recipients!

Much appreciation for the kind words and well wishes of support from everyone too! 

Kikashi you owe me!

Thankyou for the BGS i was very honored to have recieved them :)

Thats was great! It was an awesome competition I enjoyed writing it.

Thankyou to the admins and the judges your very kind. :)

thanks very much, i looked at the bg screen slightly confused until i came here

Thanks a bunch! It is very much appreciated.

Who actually won then?

Yes indeedy thank you very much, this was most surprising and greatly appreciated :)

Squishy is waiting to calculate results as soon as the judges have decided. May have been delayed becuase of war, or just personal reasons. Be interesting to see what happens now half the entrants are now dead.

I suppose 5th ain't *that* bad. Thanks!

Wow thats real cool. Thankyou for this fun competition :)

Coke the real story. Maxx sniffs and rubs his nose

Now many of you have this horrible image in your head when you think of coke and the people that sell coke. Most of you just think... "Look at that uneducated bugger selling drugs!" Now in my case it might be true that I am uneducated, but who are YOU to judge?

Me selling coke will benefit the local community in many ways. For example, I am so good at selling coke that I will put EVERY other dealer out of business... therefore all these coke dealers causing problems will be consolidated into one BIG coke dealer, therefore only one problem. Just like being in debt, you have many debts so why not consolidate them into one BIG debt? I bet your liking what your hearing now. By the way though don't get into debt with me. I will kill you.

NO, that is not the only benefit. All these dealers out here mix their coke with some horrible harmful shit. My coke is 100% pure... so you can sit at home peacefully knowing that whilst your other half is down at the pub, they are sniffing the finest coke. What more could you ask for? Some say my coke is made by Santa's little helpers and is cut by angels... but hey I'm just quoting what others have said.

Snorts really loud and rubs his nose for a minute before he continues.

YES, I do have another reason why me selling coke will benefit the local community. I will have so many customers that I can pick and choose who I want to sell to, therefore I won't sell to people that shouldn't be taking coke. Examples being children, pregnant women, and, of course, the tooth fairy. So think of it this way...me selling coke can save lives!

All people will have a limit to how much coke they can buy weekly, and I need evidence that they got that money from legit causes. Why? So no crimes will be committed so that they have the money to buy my coke (Unless, of course, they got so much money for the crime that they are offering me a nice amount of money). I will also donate a % of my hard earned money to a charity named "Coke for Kids" where teenagers addicted to coke can receive help, and a line or two on the side.

I will also not pay any taxes which many of you will be extremely happy about, the government does not deserve my hard earned money... I will send them a cheque with bag of coke attached to it, the cheque will read "Don't sniff the money, scoundrels!".

So to conclude, I can benefit the Local community by becoming such a big coke seller that all the rest will be put out of business, moreover my coke is the finest and most pure coke around. But not everyone can have a sniff! I think I have made my point clear here that my coke will benefit you all. If you don't like it... I don't care! I will do it anyway, I will even give your family members a special discount so they can rub it in your face. Thank you for your time people. Snort, Sell and succeed!

Pulls out baggies full of coke and throws them to the crowd!

Coke! Coke! Bad for the heart! The more you sniff, the more I laugh.