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| Whats your best dad joke? | Started by: RicoLuciano on Dec 19, '19 03:36 |
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I like: Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships? So they can Scandinavian :) |
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"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." |
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| Reply by: Aduros at Dec 19, '19 06:03 | |
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick." |
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| Reply by: Oktane at Dec 21, '19 00:38 | |
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| What did one attractive pig say to the other? Da Ham! | |
| Reply by: BillCutting at Dec 27, '19 01:21 | |
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| Your daddy so stubborn he left mid... | |
| Reply by: Psychotic at Dec 27, '19 02:09 | |
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| Your momma's so fat that Thanos had to snap twice. | |
| Reply by: Daria at Dec 27, '19 02:38 | |
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What’s orange and sound like a parrot? A carrot. |
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| Reply by: Mkay at Dec 27, '19 06:52 | |
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did you hear about the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? he got lockjaw |
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| Reply by: washing at Dec 27, '19 09:42 | |
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Whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? |
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| Reply by: Grooglez at Dec 27, '19 13:53 | |
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved. |
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| Reply by: HarryDresden at Dec 28, '19 00:05 | |
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My dad went to the shop and got lost n never came back |
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| Reply by: Glaze at Dec 30, '19 10:36 | |
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| Yer dad soooooo phat........ to be continued. | |
| Reply by: Pharmacist at Dec 30, '19 20:12 | |
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good job champ |
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| Reply by: JohnnyBohannon at Dec 30, '19 21:21 | |
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it. |
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| Reply by: Keasey at Feb 14, '20 00:24 | |
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Cause then they'd be baygulls |
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| Reply by: Yukihira at Feb 14, '20 00:52 | |
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What do you call it when a group of apes start a company? Monkey business. |
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| Reply by: Bernie at Feb 14, '20 03:04 | |
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary...
It runs in your jeans |
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| Reply by: Yukihira at Feb 16, '20 02:20 | |
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What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! |
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| Reply by: FML at Feb 17, '20 13:13 | |
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| I've got a meeting in Russia. Moscow | |
| Reply by: Diego_C at Feb 17, '20 14:02 | |
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick. |
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| Reply by: Alicia at Feb 17, '20 14:33 | |
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