Swag dirty

Placenta

Just took a shit mom

Greetings everyone

Thanks so much for the entries so far some have been exceptionally amusing.

Just a reminder the jails will begin in 10min, in Las Vegas

See you there!

Furious celebrate with his family and eats swedish christmas food like sweish meatballs, herrings and sammon and many other tasty things that we in north has in our chrismas-food each year, yummie is it

Santa loads the sleigh,

I clean up the reindeer shit,

I hate Christmas time.

Bubba

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Il Matto finally got around to writing down her entry for the haiku competition. She awaits her turn in the spotlight, then walks up on the stage to read the haiku aloud.

"White glitter falling"
"A thought echo in my mind"
"Penguins can not fly"

After reading Il Matto leaves the stage thanking the audience and wishing them a merry christmas.

Feels like Bubba had eaten way to much good christmas-food, love it highly.

Christmas is all about eating good and having it the best with friends and families, just love it, the best thing in life really, no matter what age your in at.

Dafne had taken the time to create a few entries for the 'A Christmas Ku' contest.  Each entry was inspired by those close around her.  

Tyler Durden gang,
Invading all the cities,
By spilling first blood.

~*~

Time for an OC
Don't click the red felony
Let's do this! Oops Failed.

~*~

White timers ticking
Red timers, have to click them
An endless cycle.

~*~

Detroit, Michigan
On the Wild Hunt for treasures
like money in bags.

~*~

The Pickpocket Foe
Stealing from those deep pockets
For some easy dough.

~*~

Muggers are waiting
To steal cash, maybe a gun
Pickpockets beware.

Once she had looked over the writing, Dafne knew she had to hand deliver these herself to the host Zeitgeist.

Dafne had been busy working on the 'Visit From Bubba' event hosted by Zeitgeist, and had come up with a few entries.  

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Greetings everyone

I hope you have all had an amazing festive period!

This is a final call for all competition entries!

*Zeitgeist looks down at his watch*

You have just under an hour renaming.

*Zeitgeist waits patiently in front of the panel of venerable judges who had been brought in to provide a neutral scoring of the competition*

Your judges for this competition ladies and gentlemen; the honorable, Don Berserker

The lover of doughnuts; Godfather Homer

The wild; Cassi

The Scoring System

 

Each judge will submit their top 3 Haiku's,

1st - 3 points

2nd - 2 points

3rd -1 point

 

These will be totaled and the entrant with the most points will win!

*Zeitgeist collects the results from each of the judges, and queue's drum roll* 

Results - Haiku

 

1st - DafneCalabrese

2nd - CaseyCox

3rd - BlackStar

 

Results - Bubba

 

Winner: Naughty_Elf

 

A huge round of applause to all winner and a huge thank you to all of our judges and entrants.

We hope you enjoyed this little competition prizes will be delivered to the winners within the next hour.

Christmas time is here

But mice don't celebrate christmas

Where is the mouse Christ?

After submitting his vote, Homer dishes out a few donuts to the attendees. 

"Ladies and Gentleman can we please give a round of applause to the winners, they sure did a great job!"

Homer directs the applause to the three winners. whilst also acknowledging all the other entrees who did a fantastically well, it was a joy to read through some of the submissions, it sure did get him in the festive mood.

"Finally, I want to say thank you to my friend Zeitgeist in hosting this, for a man to organise such an event, whilst leading a busy life like he does, is quite outstanding and he did a tremendous job, so shout out to him" 

Homer goes over to and passes over a cold duff beers to everyone in the room, so that they can get the party started. 

Furios came by and saw the result in this event and applaus to the winner and were pretty glad for their sake and what they had done to get those places, well done he says to them all 4.

Dafne approached the host of the events, Zeitgeist, after having received the notifications of the results.

I'd like to say thank you for offering such fun events for the community, and thank you for the generous prizes.

With a bright smile, she graciously accepted the prizes before turning to the judges.

I'd like to offer a big thanks to all the judges for their participation.  Cheers!