Come here my child and take a seat. I want to tell you a story, not one of the fluffy bunny rabbits with button noses and cottontails. This story is one of death, destruction and tyranny. I invite you all to take a pew, donations are not required but always welcome. Reaching forward the Reverend grabs his big black book of the most heinous deeds. Taking a deep breath the Reverend begins to tell his story. 
 

“THIS IS DISORDER!!” He yells “And a whole lot of West(ern) Cuckery. Today, our world has been met with some horrible acts of purging. Oh yes! You heard me correctly. I say it again, PURGING. We are beginning to see the foundation of the next regime.”

Someone from the audience murmurs “What? Purging? No way man. You're crazy.”
 

The Reverend continues “Well, why don't you just take a look at some of the deaths over the past few days. But oh boy, before we begin let me drop a bombshell. Nipper is the lineage of Disorder/Curtis. The rest of the bunch? Yeah, you already know the rest of Chicago. So now that we know that the Disorder blood and its authoritarian ways are back in town, let us examine the most recent events.”

He passed around clippings from the local newspapers which contained an excessive amount of obits for this time of year.
 

“For those of you who may not have your reading glasses with you, allow me to read them aloud to you.”  
 

May 31, at 16:35 local time.

Ray-Luca, a Wise Guy working for Grin-07 who had reached the historic Disorderly age of 60+ was gunned down. Why do you ask? Well, I don't think anyone has a reason. There were no unsanctioned deaths that could be blamed on this person. There were no mails sent in the prior days seeking information about any bad deeds. What exactly happened to Ray-Luca?

May 31, at 17:45 local time.

Mufasa, a Wise Guy working for West who had reached the historical Disorderly age of 60+ was gunned down. Why do you ask? After the purging of Rizadon in weeks past, Mustafa was taken in by the family-run by West. No doubt the mobster's abilities and pockets in the world of Dice and Gambling was beneficial to West. Why purge him when he wasn't developed enough to be a threat yet. These loyal members padded the pockets of West. As soon as they then got to that lucky age of 60+, they were curt(is)ly murdered.
 

SgtBarnes, a Wise Guy working for West who had reached the historical Disorderly age of 60+ was gunned down. Why do you ask? Read above. It's a carbon copy.

AnimalMother, a Wise Guy who worked for West who was just merely in their early 20's was gunned down. Why do you ask? Because they knew that they wouldn't be able to let him continue to grow to the age of 60. Once he would learn that his crewmates Mufasa and SgtBarnes were murdered from within, he would have responded in like, seeing the writing on the walls. Couldn't risk the collateral damage of allowing this poor guy to continue to waste his days before purging, as he might take somebody down with him.

Stopping for a moment the Reverend pauses to adjust his glasses and take a small sip of water from the holy bottle nearby.

Jun 01, at 15:35 local time.

Dreamcatcher, a Capo who worked for Mazdyn-Morello, formerly with Sean-Callan. Did we ever find out why that crew was removed? Do we have any clue who this loyal member was murdered?  If this persons funeral is any indication of this persons character,  it would seem as though the person was well-liked and respected, so...  Most likely... age again. Brilliant move, not obvious at all.

Jun 01, at 17:49 local time.

RandyOrton, an Earner who worked for OOD was in his early 40's, but yet only an earner. Some initially thought this was simply getting rid of somebody unproductive to bring in more useful talent. Only problem? OOD still has 33% of his HQ capacity empty. It would be Disorderly conduct to let someone like this live. It's too under-the-radar for those who fear everything and have no limits to paranoia.

 

Shaking his head he continues with the most shocking and recent newspaper clipping. His hand trembling slightly at the thought of all the innocent souls needlessly murdered. 

Jun 01, at 23:13 local time

The city of Los Angeles.

Harison, the Don of Los Angeles. The city of Los Angeles has been a shining bright city. There was no trouble coming out of Los Angeles. It was a beacon of an organization, embracing the life of organized crime. No other city did as much to help bring in, cultivate, groom, and produce top-notch gangsters in this world. But, Harison was merely 3 days away from taking his rightful throne as the Godfather of Los Angeles. There was no way that type of Disorder could be tolerated. Far too risky, for no reason.

Shaking his head slowly the Reverend allows the news to sink in for a couple of minutes. The surprised faces from the pews showing that this news was indeed a surprise for them.

“The Disorder lineage has a long history of having a specific type of people they like to keep around. They like to fill the cities with leaders who have no intention to lead but only to survive. Capable mobsters are quickly eradicated for those who will not put up any sort of resistance. I think this is clearly evident by the lack of abilities by the current impotent Godfather, West. Never in our history has a Godfather been so incapable to lead. To reach the esteemed rank without gaining the powers that come with it. It is literally a first. Are we to believe that West is just that stupid? Or are we to believe that West is just a pawn in the Disorder regime, only allowed to live by ensuring he remains impotent, never being able to truly achieve the full powers of a Godfather. Rumour has it, West had no knowledge of the removal of LA. This speaks volumes regarding his leadership role.  He will forever be the Imitation Godfather. Chinese made Godfather.”

"No clue what that above is about? Well, just follow this map and it'll make sense."

“Now my child I have given you the information you need. What you do with it, as usual, is your choice. The doors to this house will always be open and welcoming to all. However, I alone cannot protect you.”

Oh yeah, I've been a Don for 70 days and I kill one lazy uncooperative Wise Guy and it is obviously one of the signs of a Nipper-apocalypse. 

What exactly happened to Ray-Luca?

Here's a clue for you, Sherlock:

I am Grin-07 and if you join my family I ask the following things of you:

• Earn a reasonable amount 

The guy had contributed dick-all in two months. I'm not a charity. Next time, instead of throwing the rune bones to get yourself a speech together, try doing a little research instead. It usually helps.

What a wonderful political speech. It really warms the heart to see young people joining this way of life. What? Suicide? Oh for goodness sake. Probably one of those shithouse Tories. Never face up.

Few items to address Mr. Speaker. The right honourable gentleman asks what happened to SeanCallan. Any person who approached me following his death had their questions answered. The reasoning for his death is not something I wish to publicly share. He meant a lot to me, as do his kins, and the debt is paid. His son accepted their was no other outcome that couldve occurred. You will have to accept the same as I will not drag his name through the mud.

As far your other points. I can only speak from the information supplied to me through dealings with the right honourable gentleman that share the bold suit with me. 

The removal of Los Angeles has been clearly explained by the right honourable Grin. Trouble or no trouble could not be ascertained as the links were no longer there. That was a decision based on survival as explained in these streets.  The rest of your appraisal in regards to their dealings is great to hear, unfortunate to lose but not something that builds trust with others.

Your character assignation on West is uncalled for and unfair. In all my dealings with the man his integrity has shone through. His belief there is good in everyone lies at the heart of his decision making but he also allows others to form their own opinion. You reference the times of Disorder but do you really want another dictator? I'm not sure which side you're standing on in how you want West to act? 

As for this Nipper character not being a Chinese transvestite prositute. I find it very hard to believe. The reach arounds and amount of make up they slap on can only point towards this being true. Not that a fine honourable gentleman like myself would ever indulge in such things. We politicians are well known to be fine upstanding folk.

The orders to purge Ray-Luca actually rose through the ground with a sulphur whiff, cloven hooves lashing out, a hairy snout appearing through the haze. Or perhaps we just cut him loose because he did not contribute a lick of value to our family in the 60 days he worked for us? God rest his soul. And RandyOrton, an Earner 40+ days into his career with the Detroit mob. Yes, an Earner over 40 days into his career. I imagine he was a real boon to productivity.

SaintVincent, given your station in life, you may enjoy keeping good company of leisurely nobodies but that is not what makes people like us successful. 

I think that if you could understand that, and if you would try to take a step towards eliminating the idea of things such as a 'rightful throne' in a business as cutthroat as ours, you might edge closer to lifting the veil on a reality where a captain in Chicago is not the secret shadow governor of the new world order, regardless of who you seem to think he is. 

"Firstly, I must ask... Why did you exclaim my name..? 'OOD' - Please, let's calm down and stop getting over-excited. You seem to be the only one getting disorderly around here. It's 'Ood' - with your indoor voice. I would like to say though... That is now 'Don Ood' - I know! I finally broke so many guys out of jail, they gave me a title for it! ... Or something like that - I digress.

Now, as a Don of Detroit, Crew Leader of WARMONGERS and District Head of Corktown, I have a responsibility to ensure the safety of all of those who reside within my walls. I have some very good people in my family who have done a lot in their time with me. They've donated, offered help during a crisis, aided in battle - or even aided in our protection! It doesn't take building a gun to survive in my family, or anything specific for that matter. But I'm not a soup kitchen. Don't expect to join my family and sit in silence with your thumb firmly up your arse - that shit will get you shot. No, it's not a secret, I don't need outing, they are well aware. It would not be fair for me to protect both those who give me all their effort and those who don't give two shits about the rest of the family equally. That would be outright disrespectful to those who actually give a fuck about what we're building in Corktown.

The fact that you seem to think it's somehow negative for me to remove those who are not actively helping my family is simply embarrassing on your part. But as a civilian, I'm sure your sight is only as limited as the journals you'll find, not nearly enough eyeballs to see what happens within my family. See, it's give-and-take. You think any high ranking mobster got there by doing nothing? People who do nothing are lucky to make it as far as Earner. I don't need to wait until my family is full up to decide someone isn't doing their bit to be a part of it. Nor do I wait until the age of 40, or 60 or whatever. I don't discriminate in any way, shape or form.

I don't really appreciate your bullshit journalism and weak attempts at scaremongering so I won't be making any further statements on the running of my family but I'll leave you with one final point, clear for everyone to see so we don't have any more tinfoil hat warriors running round with paper spears. If you're not going to make the effort to build our family with us - get involved, contribute to it and nurture it, you are not welcome in WARMONGERS. We are a family. If you sit within our HQ and don't do your share of the work, you will be evicted. Everyone should be aware of this before seeking residence here."

Is that you random-clueless-street-guy-No.15? I saw your brother random-clueless-street-No.14 just the other day! How's he doing? Oh he immediately retired to go hide somewhere? Boy, that's a classic, you guys really do love the old immediate retire huh? Great stuff, great great stuff. Oh you're also going to immediately retire? Oh good for you buddy! Tipping yourself a few times first though are you? Excellent, definitely the way to go. 

Anyway, I noticed that most of what you were saying about me revolved around the idea that I have reached "the esteemed rank [of Godfather] without gaining the powers that come with it." And while I don't want to rain on your parade, it worries me that someone might try to shoot me before they are quite ready and thus fail to put me out of my misery. So I thought I'd better use this platform you've kindly given me to say that I have, very fortunately, gained the full benefits of becoming a godfather. You've got a good map, you might have been holding it upside down though. 

About the members of my family who were killed, I hate to say this but again you have slightly, really entirely, missed the mark. Clearly you don't read The Sewer Pipe.

They were killed for a very specific reason. I would happily share it here if their descendants want me to, otherwise I would not feel Right doing so. I will just say that considering your impressive ability to find the dots and connect them completely erroneously, I'm surprised you missed the big 200 million dollar dot on the hitlist! Unless... you deliberately omitted it? Surely not... You wouldn't intentionally try to mislead people would you, random-clueless-street-guy-No.15? Not you of all people... to misuse you're credible and dependable voice in such a way. No. I simply refuse to believe it.

To be fair to you, you might be close to the mark saying that I'm the most incapable leader of a Godfather this world has ever seen. However you failed to take one crucial piece of information in to account. One of my ancestors was a Godfather, and he's hogging that number 1 spot. Still, holding the top 2 isn't bad going if you ask me. Got to build a legacy somehow...

I come here as someone who doesn't venture onto the streets too often so apologies if I seem slightly unsure of myself.

Not being from Chicago and having no skin in the Windy City’s game, except when Zapata finally helps Grin-07 get his finger out of his arse to move what used to be Grinble Beach but is now 111 acres of metre tall grass, I would like to add that once you actually get to know Nipper by assimilating yourself into his/her world of Mandarin and pidgin then you can see there is no big grand masterplan behind the thought processes.  It takes enough time to make sure the hair rollers don’t get damaged. I would maybe lean a bit on your sources that have possibly overheard that it is very disorderly there however as you should have seen from Nipper’s public pronouncements...that’s disorder with a small D.

On the subject of my glorious leader (my life is in danger if I don't start with that) I agree with West.  Having had the privilege to know his bloodline for many iterations of ineptitude if you think this is bad, “you know nothing Jon Snow!”  You should read more…Ming the Merciless was called that not because he was a nice guy to invite round for some churros, Edgar the Peaceful was not a warmongerer.  Dynasties tend not to look to strike fear with names such as “The Fluffy Bunnies” or “Cute Puppy Eyes” so being the leader of Tranquility, unless he is treating people to mindfuckery of truly despicable proportions, is a very ineptly named excuse for a tyrannical and despotic regime.  Fits with the image he is successfully portraying though!