Oh yeah, Ubercorn seems to have come out of this Poll quite well Charles_Barkley, I'm more successful than Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad singing Waterloo in Brighton. Better looking than Minimac and at least as good looking as OldBumMaggy, it's all about the horn baybee, the horn and the sparkle. Hit it... My my, I tried to hold you back, but you were stronger. Oh yeah, And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight

I have a question, why was this one broken up into so many different pieces? I was trying to read a book yesterday and from what I was able to mouth out in my head is that we're going to enter a crisis on trees within the next fifty years. If we continue haphazardly wasting paper like this then I'm afraid we may never recover and oxygen will fall to a record low.

What is MobGov willing to do in order to help save the trees?

Charles_Barkley, have you considered going paperless in your next edition? Or perhaps etching it into a stone rather than on a piece of paper? Painting your findings onto a wall? A cave, even? It worked for our ancestors so why not us? I would hate for you and your scientific research to be one of the leading causes in deforestation.

Sisyphus, as leader of the streets we bow to your progressive ways regarding sustainability and cleanliness; looking to clear our streets of unnecessary clutter and rubbish blowing about the place and ensuring the trees we have are around for generations yet to come.  This edition was broken down specifically for Tony_TwoTimes as he struggled to understand what was occurring with the normal issue.

I think the issue is people have to remember that the likes of humuhumunukunukuapua, Elodin etc all read the issues and that putting onto something heavier, less portable and in some cases permanent would lead to calls that MobGov is discriminating against those that cannot lift stone tablets.

While MobGov is as equal opportunity "employer" as stated within the articles this week was that the only pre-requisite is that people should at least be able to ingest garlic bread so we would like each edition to be appreciated as farly and wideish as possible.

However, as you are the leader of the streets, we at MobGov take all feedback (and especially yours) on board and as stated within the survey results we will be returning to our more mature version of presentation.  This also limits the typographical error potential that plagued this issue.  MobGov will still probably retain the Tony_TwoTimes summary to ensure the attention limited only need to pay attention to the salient details.

cheesy crumps are also enhanced with soy sauce, or, if you're feeling raunchy, worcester sauce............or custard....obviously.

remember where you heard it first.

I thank you for responding to my question so promptly and with such gusto and enthusiasm and for this I will be dedicating my very own and very special speaker of the streets seal of quality onto each and every one of these scientific papers. In fact, I went out and bought nearly ten pounds of wax just for these very occasions.

Printing his seal onto one of the publications, he passed it over to Charles.

You're very welcome. Now, I am sure that you understand, I've a lot of work to do. A lot of street corners to travel, but I will leave you with one last word.

He didn't. You should always leave people wondering, and with that... he was off.

Chuck accepts the seal of approval from the self-proclaimed leader of the streets.

"Sisyphus, I would like to acknowledge that no other leader of the streets has given me a seal of approval for anything.  I am over the moon to have received this.  I will take this seal and use it as a recognition of the quality MobGov must adhere to.  Seals of approval are hard won but easily lost."

Chuck looks on in awe of Sisyphus and the way he leads the streets.  He thinks to himself

"Well done Sisyphus, this is the right way to do the job."